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Ryan Howard Is Alive And Hitting Walkoff Home Runs (In The Minors) Ryan Howard Is Alive And Hitting Walkoff Home Runs (In The Minors)

As Giancarlo Stanton gets closer to 60 home runs, it’s worth looking back at the last National League player to get near that mark: Ryan Howard. Eleven seasons ago Howard, in his MVP year, had 58 jacks for the Phillies.

Rhys Hoskins Is Off To One Of The Greatest Starts To A Career In Baseball History Rhys Hoskins Is Off To One Of The Greatest Starts To A Career In Baseball History

Sixty-four at bats into his career, Rhys Hoskins is Babe Ruth.

Gary Sanchez Hit The Second-Longest Home Run Of The Year Gary Sanchez Hit The Second-Longest Home Run Of The Year

Yankees catcher Gary Sanchez clobbered a 493-foot home run, one of two on the night, in New York’s 13-4 win over the Tigers. Maybe most impressively, he hit it off an 80 mph changeup.

Aaron Judge Put A Ball In The Nosebleeds Aaron Judge Put A Ball In The Nosebleeds

Aaron Judge’s home run into the third deck in left Citi Field was officially measured at 457 feet. His teammates weren’t buying it.

This Is The Giancarlo Stanton We Were Promised This Is The Giancarlo Stanton We Were Promised

Giancarlo Stanton hit his 38th home run of the season last night, an arcing 438-footer to the centerfield bleachers at Nationals Park. It marked his career-high home runs in a season, and there are another 50 games in the Marlins’ season.

Nationals Sock Five Goddamn Dingers In Six At-Bats Nationals Sock Five Goddamn Dingers In Six At-Bats

It’s a good day to be a Nationals fan and a very, very bad day to be a Brewers pitcher. The Nationals hit eight home runs in their first four innings today; five of those home runs were off Michael Blazek in the span of six at-bats in the bottom of the third.

The Prodigy Rafael Devers Dings A Dong For First Career Hit The Prodigy Rafael Devers Dings A Dong For First Career Hit

Rafael Devers, just called up by the Boston Red Sox, is the youngest player in baseball. Today was only the second MLB game ever for the 20-year-old third baseman, but he has already made an impact:

Cody Bellinger Is Making All Kinds Of History Cody Bellinger Is Making All Kinds Of History

Cody Bellinger, called up when he was only because of injuries on the Dodgers’ big-league roster, gave the rest of the league a three-week head start. He’s caught up. With his 20th and 21st home runs in last night’s 10-6 win over the Mets, Bellinger now leads the NL in home runs, and is just two behind the Yankees’…

This Is The Golden Age Of Bad Pitchers Serving Up Home Runs This Is The Golden Age Of Bad Pitchers Serving Up Home Runs

No matter how much MLB and worthy physicists deny it, and no matter how sincere they are, the balls used in major-league games are, it says here, juiced one way or another. It could be that central baseball, worried that declining levels of offense would bore fans, hatched a fiendish conspiracy; it could be that some…

Scooter Gennett Is The Least Likely Player Ever To Hit Four Home Runs In A Game Scooter Gennett Is The Least Likely Player Ever To Hit Four Home Runs In A Game

You’re here for the taters, right? Here are the taters, four of them on consecutive at-bats for Scooter Gennett in Cincinnati’s 13-1 win over St. Louis..

Softball Fan's Spectacular Catch Overshadowed By Even More Spectacular Fall Out Of Pickup Truck Softball Fan's Spectacular Catch Overshadowed By Even More Spectacular Fall Out Of Pickup Truck

A fan taking in a Southern Arkansas Muleriders softball game this afternoon used up all of his coordination to make an incredible snag, stretching to catch a homer from the bed of a pickup truck. Overenthused and underprepared, he promptly toppled headfirst out of said pickup truck.

Yasiel Puig Might Be Good Again Yasiel Puig Might Be Good Again

It’s the first week of the baseball season and you know what that means: time to get excited by hyperbolic extrapolations of small sample sizes. Madison Bumgarner is the next Shohei Otani! The White Sox are going to play .500 ball! And Yasiel Puig is back, baby.

Joey Gallo Sent This Baseball To Hell, Where It Belongs Joey Gallo Sent This Baseball To Hell, Where It Belongs

Texas Rangers third baseman Joey Gallo unleashed on a Carlos Carrasco offering in Tuesday’s game, and the ball ended up in the middle of the second deck.

Mark Trumbo Does His Thing, Crushes Extra-Inning Walk-Off Homer Mark Trumbo Does His Thing, Crushes Extra-Inning Walk-Off Homer

The home run factory that is the Baltimore Orioles picked up right where it left off last season in its Opening Day game against the Toronto Blue Jays—the team that beat them in the AL Wild Card game last year. Tied 2-2 in the bottom of the 11th inning with two outs and two strikes, the Orioles’ Mark Trumbo feasted…

Giancarlo Stanton Cranks Huge Dinger, Gives U.S. The Lead

Giancarlo Stanton broke a 2-2 deadlock by ripping a massive two-run homer off the Dominican Republic’s Ervin Santana. How massive?

Team USA Smacks Two Eighth-Inning Dongs To Beat Venezuela Team USA Smacks Two Eighth-Inning Dongs To Beat Venezuela

Team USA hit two late homers to beat Venezuela 4-2 in pool play at the World Baseball Classic.

Skilled Baseball Man Shohei Otani Cracked A Big Ol' Dinger Skilled Baseball Man Shohei Otani Cracked A Big Ol' Dinger

Shohei Otani, the most interesting baseball player in the world, did not play at the World Baseball Classic this year, and that sucks. His absence deprived us of the chance to see one of the best hitters and pitchers in Japan in action on the world stage, so for now we’ll just have to settle for this big-ass dong…

Aaron Judge Gives Us Our First Massive Dong Of 2017

Yankees prospect Aaron Judge welcomed us to spring by absolutely crushing a pitch off the scoreboard in Tampa. Thank you, baseball, for making us feel alive again.

Giancarlo Stanton Has All The Dingers You Need Giancarlo Stanton Has All The Dingers You Need

How do you like your dingers? Do you like watching the strong man with a bat drive a low hard one that just clears the fence and puts a dang dent in the stadium? Or do you prefer it when the slugger bonks a dong so high into the night sky that it threatens to make contact with alien life? Whatever your tastes are,…

Giancarlo Stanton Is Still Here Killing People With Strong Home Runs Giancarlo Stanton Is Still Here Killing People With Strong Home Runs

“Giancarlo Stanton, what did that baseball do to you?” muses the Marlins’ color commentator. And, well, given the way the baseball was treated—namely, donged so hard you don’t have time to even think Hey wait I thought he was struggling this year? before it gets out of the park—here are some possibilities:

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