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The Yankees Are Now On Pace For A Record Number Of Dingers The Yankees Are Now On Pace For A Record Number Of Dingers

With four home runs last night in a 7-2 win over Seattle, the Yankees are on pace for 273 home runs this season, which would top the MLB record set by the 1997 Mariners. “Everybody here can hit,” Miguel Andujar said. Indeed.

Announcers Go Nuts As AB de Villiers Jacks Huge Dinger Right Out Of The Stadium

There is a cricket ball bouncing down the streets of Bangalore right now after legendary batsman AB de Villiers cranked an enormous dong entirely out of M. Chinnaswamy Stadium.

MLB Dorks Refuse To Acknowledge Precious Dingers In MLB Poll Of Favorite Stats MLB Dorks Refuse To Acknowledge Precious Dingers In MLB Poll Of Favorite Stats

MLB.com recently polled a bunch of MLB players—35 position players and 35 pitchers—on one of the questions that’s always on the mind of nerdy baseball writers: “When you look at your stats at the end of a given year to evaluate yourself, what number do you gravitate toward and why?” The results were published on Monday

Of Course Giancarlo Stanton Can Still Bash Gargantuan Dongs Of Course Giancarlo Stanton Can Still Bash Gargantuan Dongs

Giancarlo Stanton’s had a rough go of it so far in the Bronx, recording a pair of platinum sombreros and striking out 32 times in 92 plate appearances, enough to turn Yankee Stadium into hostile territory. But during the fifth inning of the Yankees’ 14-1 victory over the Twins Monday, Stanton showed how he can make…

Ryan Howard Is Alive And Hitting Walkoff Home Runs (In The Minors)

As Giancarlo Stanton gets closer to 60 home runs, it’s worth looking back at the last National League player to get near that mark: Ryan Howard. Eleven seasons ago Howard, in his MVP year, had 58 jacks for the Phillies.

Rhys Hoskins Is Off To One Of The Greatest Starts To A Career In Baseball History Rhys Hoskins Is Off To One Of The Greatest Starts To A Career In Baseball History

Sixty-four at bats into his career, Rhys Hoskins is Babe Ruth.

Gary Sanchez Hit The Second-Longest Home Run Of The Year Gary Sanchez Hit The Second-Longest Home Run Of The Year

Yankees catcher Gary Sanchez clobbered a 493-foot home run, one of two on the night, in New York’s 13-4 win over the Tigers. Maybe most impressively, he hit it off an 80 mph changeup.

Aaron Judge Put A Ball In The Nosebleeds Aaron Judge Put A Ball In The Nosebleeds

Aaron Judge’s home run into the third deck in left Citi Field was officially measured at 457 feet. His teammates weren’t buying it.

This Is The Giancarlo Stanton We Were Promised This Is The Giancarlo Stanton We Were Promised

Giancarlo Stanton hit his 38th home run of the season last night, an arcing 438-footer to the centerfield bleachers at Nationals Park. It marked his career-high home runs in a season, and there are another 50 games in the Marlins’ season.

Nationals Sock Five Goddamn Dingers In Six At-Bats Nationals Sock Five Goddamn Dingers In Six At-Bats

It’s a good day to be a Nationals fan and a very, very bad day to be a Brewers pitcher. The Nationals hit eight home runs in their first four innings today; five of those home runs were off Michael Blazek in the span of six at-bats in the bottom of the third.

The Prodigy Rafael Devers Dings A Dong For First Career Hit The Prodigy Rafael Devers Dings A Dong For First Career Hit

Rafael Devers, just called up by the Boston Red Sox, is the youngest player in baseball. Today was only the second MLB game ever for the 20-year-old third baseman, but he has already made an impact:

Cody Bellinger Is Making All Kinds Of History Cody Bellinger Is Making All Kinds Of History

Cody Bellinger, called up when he was only because of injuries on the Dodgers’ big-league roster, gave the rest of the league a three-week head start. He’s caught up. With his 20th and 21st home runs in last night’s 10-6 win over the Mets, Bellinger now leads the NL in home runs, and is just two behind the Yankees’…

This Is The Golden Age Of Bad Pitchers Serving Up Home Runs This Is The Golden Age Of Bad Pitchers Serving Up Home Runs

No matter how much MLB and worthy physicists deny it, and no matter how sincere they are, the balls used in major-league games are, it says here, juiced one way or another. It could be that central baseball, worried that declining levels of offense would bore fans, hatched a fiendish conspiracy; it could be that some…

Scooter Gennett Is The Least Likely Player Ever To Hit Four Home Runs In A Game Scooter Gennett Is The Least Likely Player Ever To Hit Four Home Runs In A Game

You’re here for the taters, right? Here are the taters, four of them on consecutive at-bats for Scooter Gennett in Cincinnati’s 13-1 win over St. Louis..

Softball Fan's Spectacular Catch Overshadowed By Even More Spectacular Fall Out Of Pickup Truck Softball Fan's Spectacular Catch Overshadowed By Even More Spectacular Fall Out Of Pickup Truck

A fan taking in a Southern Arkansas Muleriders softball game this afternoon used up all of his coordination to make an incredible snag, stretching to catch a homer from the bed of a pickup truck. Overenthused and underprepared, he promptly toppled headfirst out of said pickup truck.

Yasiel Puig Might Be Good Again Yasiel Puig Might Be Good Again

It’s the first week of the baseball season and you know what that means: time to get excited by hyperbolic extrapolations of small sample sizes. Madison Bumgarner is the next Shohei Otani! The White Sox are going to play .500 ball! And Yasiel Puig is back, baby.

Joey Gallo Sent This Baseball To Hell, Where It Belongs Joey Gallo Sent This Baseball To Hell, Where It Belongs

Texas Rangers third baseman Joey Gallo unleashed on a Carlos Carrasco offering in Tuesday’s game, and the ball ended up in the middle of the second deck.

Mark Trumbo Does His Thing, Crushes Extra-Inning Walk-Off Homer Mark Trumbo Does His Thing, Crushes Extra-Inning Walk-Off Homer

The home run factory that is the Baltimore Orioles picked up right where it left off last season in its Opening Day game against the Toronto Blue Jays—the team that beat them in the AL Wild Card game last year. Tied 2-2 in the bottom of the 11th inning with two outs and two strikes, the Orioles’ Mark Trumbo feasted…

Giancarlo Stanton Cranks Huge Dinger, Gives U.S. The Lead

Giancarlo Stanton broke a 2-2 deadlock by ripping a massive two-run homer off the Dominican Republic’s Ervin Santana. How massive?

Team USA Smacks Two Eighth-Inning Dongs To Beat Venezuela Team USA Smacks Two Eighth-Inning Dongs To Beat Venezuela

Team USA hit two late homers to beat Venezuela 4-2 in pool play at the World Baseball Classic.

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