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David Price Finally Broke His Postseason Hex David Price Finally Broke His Postseason Hex

Unfair or deserved, David Price has a reputation for pitching like butt in the playoffs. Before tonight, he was winless in 11 postseason starts since 2011. In Game 2 against the Astros, he had to settle for the “team win” when he was pulled after 4.2 innings and didn’t factor into the decision for Boston’s 7-5…

The Mariners' First Four Batters Hit For The Cycle Off Justin Verlander In The First Inning  The Mariners' First Four Batters Hit For The Cycle Off Justin Verlander In The First Inning 

The Seattle Mariners rocked Justin Verlander for a home run, a triple, a double, and a single, all in the first inning of their game against the Astros on Thursday night. The reverse cycle put the Mariners up 3-0 at the end of the first inning, which accounted for exactly half of Verlander’s game. He was ejected in…

The Astros Can Pitch Now And Look Invincible The Astros Can Pitch Now And Look Invincible

It took Justin Verlander just 2 hours and 36 minutes to dispatch the Angels on Wednesday night, striking out seven in a five-hit shutout. We’ve come to expect this sort of thing since Verlander was traded to Houston last August, but it was especially impressive given the team that was on the receiving end of this…

Justin Verlander Is A Sensitive Baby Justin Verlander Is A Sensitive Baby

You’d think Justin Verlander has played enough baseball in his career to no longer notice or care much whether this or that opposing batter pumps a fist after getting on base, but no: it turns out no amount of experience can toughen up the fragile ego of a true baseball man. Verlander pitched brilliantly in a 10-0…

Report: World Series Baseballs Are Too Slick To Throw A Good Slider Report: World Series Baseballs Are Too Slick To Throw A Good Slider

Players and coaches on both teams seem pretty certain something is up with the baseballs being used in the World Series, according to this report from Tom Verducci of Sports Illustrated. The issue isn’t that they might be juiced so much as it is that they’re apparently too slick for pitchers to throw a dang slider.…

The Red Sox And Astros Got Bullpen Crazy In Game 4 The Red Sox And Astros Got Bullpen Crazy In Game 4

This afternoon’s ALDS Game 4 between the Astros and Red Sox was wild and messy, and it’ll be a difficult one to top both in terms of drama and bullpen management.

Reports: Justin Verlander Is Heading To The Astros After All Reports: Justin Verlander Is Heading To The Astros After All

In the hour leading up to tonight’s midnight deadline to acquire players for use on a postseason roster, it didn’t sound like the heavily rumored Justin Verlander trade between the Tigers and Astros would be coming to fruition. Whether due to Verlander’s no-trade clause or something else, the deadline came and went…

Do The Astros Need Justin Verlander? Do The Astros Need Justin Verlander?

Justin Verlander’s contract is so big that the Tigers had no fear any other team would want it. After the traditional trade deadline passed at the end of July, Verlander and the $28 million he’s owed in each of the next two years easily cleared revocable waivers, making the 34-year-old Tiger still eligible to leave…

Jarrod Dyson Bunts To Break Up Justin Verlander's Perfect Game In The Sixth Inning Jarrod Dyson Bunts To Break Up Justin Verlander's Perfect Game In The Sixth Inning

For a while tonight, Justin Verlander looked as sharp as he ever has. Through the first out of the sixth inning, he was perfect, with 10 strikeouts for his stat line and the cushion of a 4-0 lead. And then Jarrod Dyson decided that he was okay with flouting convention in order to give himself the best possible shot at…

The Tigers' Window Has Closed, But They Could Reopen It Soon The Tigers' Window Has Closed, But They Could Reopen It Soon

Thursday’s Detroit Tigers game felt like a quintessential performance from the team’s two pillars. Justin Verlander started in his 366th career game for Detroit, going up against the Rays and pitching seven solid innings as he put himself in position to get the win. But the team lost its 3-2 lead when an unreliable…

This Is What Happens When Your Home Opener Gets Rescheduled This Is What Happens When Your Home Opener Gets Rescheduled

Dozens of fans packed the White Sox stadium Tuesday to watch their team’s season opener against the Detroit Tigers, their division rivals.

Justin Verlander's Pre-Game Routine: Not Having Sex With Kate Upton Justin Verlander's Pre-Game Routine: Not Having Sex With Kate Upton

If you were super curious about how Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander’s job affects his sex life, well, now you have answers.

Kate Upton On Cy Young Vote: I Thought I Was The Only One Allowed To Fuck Justin Verlander Kate Upton On Cy Young Vote: I Thought I Was The Only One Allowed To Fuck Justin Verlander

Red Sox pitcher Rick Porcello won the American League Cy Young award this evening, beating out Tigers ace Justin Verlander despite finishing with six fewer first-place votes. Porcello won the voting 137-132, and two voters did not name Verlander on their ballots at all. Verlander’s fiancée, Kate Upton, was not happy,…

Justin Verlander Had A Very Bad Fifth Inning

Tigers hurler Justin Verlander added another achievement to his list of career accolades today as he allowed four Cleveland home runs in the same inning. We congratulate him on this stunning accomplishment.

Giancarlo Stanton Sent This Justin Verlander Pitch To Goddamn Mars Giancarlo Stanton Sent This Justin Verlander Pitch To Goddamn Mars

Justin Verlander didn’t allow a hit through five innings to the Miami Marlins this evening, but once Miami woke up (presumably because Barry Bonds dispensed a few pieces of sage wisdom), they really started hitting the dogpiss out of the ball.

Justin Verlander And His Hacked Photos: A Partial Timeline Justin Verlander And His Hacked Photos: A Partial Timeline

Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander made multiple appearances in the wave of celebrity nude pics that leaked Sunday. A big album of photos appear to have been taken from his iPhone, and some of them match up to his MLB schedule.

Justin Verlander And His Butt Appear In Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW] Justin Verlander And His Butt Appear In Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]

A huge wave of nude celebrity photos hit the internet earlier today. Some, like Jennifer Lawrence's, were confirmed to be real; others were disputed and debunked as fake. Among them were a series of photos featuring two people who look an awful lot like—and almost certainly are, though for obvious reasons we feel it…

Injuries Are Laying Waste To The Tigers; Not Even The Bat Boy Is Safe Injuries Are Laying Waste To The Tigers; Not Even The Bat Boy Is Safe

Things are not going well for the Detroit Tigers. Earlier this evening, Justin Verlander left the game with right shoulder soreness after just one inning. Anibal Sanchez was placed on the disabled list Sunday and is expected to miss up to four weeks. Joakim Soria also wound up on the DL yesterday. The fickle…

Justin Verlander And "Justin Verlander," Just Hangin' Out Justin Verlander And "Justin Verlander," Just Hangin' Out

This gem was taken during the Tigers-Diamondbacks series in July, according to reader Ed. Somehow, the real Justin Verlander is the least Verlander-looking person in the photo.

Justin Verlander Tosses Kate Upton A Baseball

These two are adorable and happy. I kind of hate them for it.

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