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Ball Brothers' Short, Bizarre Lithuanian Experiment Comes To Predictably Silly End Ball Brothers' Short, Bizarre Lithuanian Experiment Comes To Predictably Silly End

With BC Vytautas needing to win their last two games to avoid relegation from the Lithuanian first division, LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball are headed back to the United States, thus ending LaVar Ball’s misguided attempt to keep his family in the news. Ball told Donatas Urbonas, who first reported the news, that LiAngelo…

Report: Donald Trump Didn't Actually Do Anything To Free UCLA Players Detained In China Report: Donald Trump Didn't Actually Do Anything To Free UCLA Players Detained In China

Remember when Donald Trump made a big stink about he personally liberated three UCLA basketball players who were arrested for shoplifting in China? According to a new report from ESPN, Trump didn’t actually do shit.

Random-Ass Lithuania Will Host Lonzo Ball's First Ever Rap Concert Performance Random-Ass Lithuania Will Host Lonzo Ball's First Ever Rap Concert Performance

The List of Future LaVar Ball Headlines did not predict this one: per an appearance during his father’s bit in a Lithuanian awards ceremony, Lonzo Ball will perform his first ever rap concert in Lithuania during the summer of 2018. Soon they are going to just rename Lithuania “Balluania” and get it over with.

Lakers Owner Jeanie Buss Offers Some Public Support For Luke Walton Lakers Owner Jeanie Buss Offers Some Public Support For Luke Walton

Apparently spurred by Brian Windhorst linking the Lakers to David Fizdale as an eventual Luke Walton replacement, via a connection between Fizdale and LeBron James, the Lakers have finally offered an endorsement of Walton, such as it is:

ESPN: It's Bad That We Keep Squeezing Juicy Quotes Out Of LaVar Ball ESPN: It's Bad That We Keep Squeezing Juicy Quotes Out Of LaVar Ball

“There’s always oxygen somewhere,” reads an article on ESPN.com this morning, criticizing the Los Angeles Lakers’ front-office muckety-mucks for their radio silence on the antics of hot-taking sports dad LaVar Ball, “and a firebrand like Ball will always find it.” This seems a bit rich, coming from the bellows.

Steve Kerr On LaVar Ball Coverage: "If You Package That Irrational Nonsense With Glitter And Some Ribbon, People Are Going To Watch" Steve Kerr On LaVar Ball Coverage: "If You Package That Irrational Nonsense With Glitter And Some Ribbon, People Are Going To Watch"

If you found Mavericks head coach Rick Carlisle’s assessment of ESPN’s LaVar Ball coverage today underwhelming—essentially, The network should not print his opinions because he dares to criticize a coach—then here is something more nuanced and persuasive on the topic, from Golden State Warriors head coach Steve Kerr…

The Better Business Bureau Giving Big Baller Brand An "F" Doesn't Mean Anything The Better Business Bureau Giving Big Baller Brand An "F" Doesn't Mean Anything

As noted by ESPN, Business Insider, Sports Illustrated, CBS Sports, SB Nation, the New York Daily News, TMZ Sports, Yahoo Sports, Fansided, For The Win, and Bleacher Report, among others, the Better Business Bureau has awarded LaVar Ball’s Big Baller Brand an F for poor customer service. LaVar Ball, as you might have…

We Saved Everyone Some Trouble And Wrote All The Future LaVar Ball Headlines We Saved Everyone Some Trouble And Wrote All The Future LaVar Ball Headlines

It only took one half of one Lakers season for LaVar Ball to do what he does best—try to undermine the coaching staff of one of his son’s teams. His inability to let anyone other than himself be in charge of any team with any of his sons on it has already derailed a high school team, UCLA, and Vytautas Prienai, so it…

Rick Carlisle Needs To Chill Rick Carlisle Needs To Chill

Mavericks head coach Rick Carlisle, who is also the president of the NBA’s Coaches Association, is fed up with ESPN giving crazy sports dad LaVar Ball so much space to express himself. Everyone is tired of LaVar Ball because he’s annoying and stupid, but Carlisle’s reasons for being angry are not good.

Luke Walton Jokes He Took Out Lonzo Ball Because "His Dad Was Talking Shit" Luke Walton Jokes He Took Out Lonzo Ball Because "His Dad Was Talking Shit"

The Lakers got to end their nine-game losing streak Sunday night by treating the Hawks like the punching bags they are, but the longer-term and more important story in Los Angeles is the Ball family’s undermining of head coach Luke Walton. First, during the losing streak, LaVar said from all the way in Lithuiania that…

Lonzo Ball Offers Least Enthusiastic Endorsement Of Luke Walton Possible Lonzo Ball Offers Least Enthusiastic Endorsement Of Luke Walton Possible

As expected and possibly intended, Lonzo Ball, stateside, is having to answer for his dad’s commentary on the fit of Luke Walton as head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers. Here we have the young man trying to navigate his way through this trial with as many clichés and platitudes as possible:

Lonzo Ball's Father Says No Lakers Player Wants To Play For Luke Walton Lonzo Ball's Father Says No Lakers Player Wants To Play For Luke Walton

LaVar Ball, right now, is probably most associated with overheated popup retail openings and the bizarre basketball odyssey of his two younger sons. He’s a reality TV star and a famous Famous Person, and part of his job as a person who is famous for being famous is to say outlandish things in order to draw attention,…

Ball Family Baltic Basketball Circus Halted By Disallowed Reality Show Cameras Ball Family Baltic Basketball Circus Halted By Disallowed Reality Show Cameras

Let us check in on the jet-setting Ball brothers, whose detour into the murky waters of international professional basketball is totally about professional development and preparing for the NBA and is not at all about sacrificing a couple of promising careers at the altar of personal brand management. How is all that…

Ball Brothers’ Lithuanian Team Abandons Baltic League To Play Family Shoe-Branded Exhibition Ball Brothers’ Lithuanian Team Abandons Baltic League To Play Family Shoe-Branded Exhibition

Who’s ready for the debuts of LaMelo and LiAngelo Ball??? Hopefully not fans of the Baltic League, because Vytautas Prienai announced today that they’d be pulling out of the Baltic Sea region’s second-most prestigious tournament to play in something called the Big Baller Brand Challenge Games, which is a real thing…

Ball Family Arrives In Vilnius, Gets Serenaded With "Welcome To Lithuania"

LaVar, LaMelo, and LiAngelo Ball touched down in Lithuania today ahead of the kids’ scheduled debut for their new team, Vytautas Prienu. Their appearance was cause for a pretty wild welcome party.

Lithuanian Basketball Fixer Secured Two Ball Brothers By Getting At Them On Twitter Lithuanian Basketball Fixer Secured Two Ball Brothers By Getting At Them On Twitter

LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball will head across the Atlantic into the Lithuanian countryside in a few weeks, and Andrew Keh of the New York Times visited Prienai to get a sense of what they’re getting themselves into. He found a small town with Ball family fever, where the pizza joints are blaring about their forthcoming…

The Ball Brothers Must Visit Lithuania's Extremely Metal Devil Museum The Ball Brothers Must Visit Lithuania's Extremely Metal Devil Museum

This afternoon brought the news that two American teens would move to Lithuania to make little money playing basketball for a mediocre club in front of few people.

Ball Brothers Sign With Tiny Lithuanian Club Ball Brothers Sign With Tiny Lithuanian Club

LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball have reportedly signed professional contracts with a European team, just like LaVar Ball promised, and their destination is ... Lithuanian minnow Prienu Vytautas? Adrian Wojnarowski and Jonathan Givony first reported that talks were serious this afternoon and Woj protege Shams Charania …

Here Are All The Big Ballers Here Are All The Big Ballers

There were lots and lots of people lined up in front of a pop-up retail store in New York Sunday afternoon, waiting to spend hundreds of dollars for Big Baller Brand shoes. Here they are:

Ball Brothers Sign With Agent And Will Apparently Try To Play Overseas Ball Brothers Sign With Agent And Will Apparently Try To Play Overseas

Less than a week after LaVar Ball pulled his middle son LiAngelo from UCLA after a vague disagreement with the school regarding discipline for the freshman’s shoplifting arrest in China, Ball told ESPN that both LiAngelo and 16-year-old LaMelo had signed with agent Harrison Gaines and would soon sign deals to play…

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