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Ball Brothers' Short, Bizarre Lithuanian Experiment Comes To Predictably Silly End Ball Brothers' Short, Bizarre Lithuanian Experiment Comes To Predictably Silly End

With BC Vytautas needing to win their last two games to avoid relegation from the Lithuanian first division, LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball are headed back to the United States, thus ending LaVar Ball’s misguided attempt to keep his family in the news. Ball told Donatas Urbonas, who first reported the news, that LiAngelo…

Report: Donald Trump Didn't Actually Do Anything To Free UCLA Players Detained In China Report: Donald Trump Didn't Actually Do Anything To Free UCLA Players Detained In China

Remember when Donald Trump made a big stink about he personally liberated three UCLA basketball players who were arrested for shoplifting in China? According to a new report from ESPN, Trump didn’t actually do shit.

Ball Family Baltic Basketball Circus Halted By Disallowed Reality Show Cameras Ball Family Baltic Basketball Circus Halted By Disallowed Reality Show Cameras

Let us check in on the jet-setting Ball brothers, whose detour into the murky waters of international professional basketball is totally about professional development and preparing for the NBA and is not at all about sacrificing a couple of promising careers at the altar of personal brand management. How is all that…

Ball Brothers’ Lithuanian Team Abandons Baltic League To Play Family Shoe-Branded Exhibition Ball Brothers’ Lithuanian Team Abandons Baltic League To Play Family Shoe-Branded Exhibition

Who’s ready for the debuts of LaMelo and LiAngelo Ball??? Hopefully not fans of the Baltic League, because Vytautas Prienai announced today that they’d be pulling out of the Baltic Sea region’s second-most prestigious tournament to play in something called the Big Baller Brand Challenge Games, which is a real thing…

Ball Family Arrives In Vilnius, Gets Serenaded With "Welcome To Lithuania"

LaVar, LaMelo, and LiAngelo Ball touched down in Lithuania today ahead of the kids’ scheduled debut for their new team, Vytautas Prienu. Their appearance was cause for a pretty wild welcome party.

Remaining UCLA Shoplifters Suspended For Season, Will Not Be Exiled To Friggin' Lithuania Remaining UCLA Shoplifters Suspended For Season, Will Not Be Exiled To Friggin' Lithuania

The non-Ball-family participants in the infamous China shoplifting incident that eventually led to LiAngelo Ball leaving UCLA have been suspended for the remainder of this college basketball season, according to ESPN:

Lithuanian Basketball Fixer Secured Two Ball Brothers By Getting At Them On Twitter Lithuanian Basketball Fixer Secured Two Ball Brothers By Getting At Them On Twitter

LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball will head across the Atlantic into the Lithuanian countryside in a few weeks, and Andrew Keh of the New York Times visited Prienai to get a sense of what they’re getting themselves into. He found a small town with Ball family fever, where the pizza joints are blaring about their forthcoming…

The Ball Brothers Must Visit Lithuania's Extremely Metal Devil Museum The Ball Brothers Must Visit Lithuania's Extremely Metal Devil Museum

This afternoon brought the news that two American teens would move to Lithuania to make little money playing basketball for a mediocre club in front of few people.

Ball Brothers Sign With Tiny Lithuanian Club Ball Brothers Sign With Tiny Lithuanian Club

LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball have reportedly signed professional contracts with a European team, just like LaVar Ball promised, and their destination is ... Lithuanian minnow Prienu Vytautas? Adrian Wojnarowski and Jonathan Givony first reported that talks were serious this afternoon and Woj protege Shams Charania …

Ball Brothers Sign With Agent And Will Apparently Try To Play Overseas Ball Brothers Sign With Agent And Will Apparently Try To Play Overseas

Less than a week after LaVar Ball pulled his middle son LiAngelo from UCLA after a vague disagreement with the school regarding discipline for the freshman’s shoplifting arrest in China, Ball told ESPN that both LiAngelo and 16-year-old LaMelo had signed with agent Harrison Gaines and would soon sign deals to play…

Mark Emmert Has A Bad Take On LiAngelo Ball [Update] Mark Emmert Has A Bad Take On LiAngelo Ball [Update]

Earlier this week, freshman guard LiAngelo Ball was pulled from UCLA without ever playing a game, since he was suspended indefinitely after shoplifting on a team trip to China. At the Learfield Intercollegiate Athletics Forum in Manhattan today, NCAA President Mark Emmert was asked about Ball, to which he gave a…

LaVar Ball Says He Has Pulled LiAngelo Ball From UCLA LaVar Ball Says He Has Pulled LiAngelo Ball From UCLA

LaVar Ball has pulled his middle son, LiAngelo Ball, out of his freshman year at UCLA, according to a report from TMZ, which was then confirmed by ESPN.

The American Experiment Has Failed The American Experiment Has Failed

CNN anchor Chris Cuomo lectured LaVar Ball about gratitude tonight, following President Donald Trump’s whiny rant this weekend about how he should have left Ball’s son LiAngelo in a Chinese jail with two other UCLA basketball players because he doesn’t feel that LaVar has been thankful enough.

Donald Trump Wishes He'd Left UCLA Teens In Chinese Prison Because His Feelings Are Hurt Donald Trump Wishes He'd Left UCLA Teens In Chinese Prison Because His Feelings Are Hurt

You knew this was coming. Just as sure as you were that President Trump would take credit for three shoplifting dipshits not being condemned to prison, you had to know he would express resentment over LaVar Ball downplaying the role Trump played in expediting the return of three UCLA freshman to freedom. Here we are!

LaVar Ball Burns President Trump For Supposed Intervention In China LaVar Ball Burns President Trump For Supposed Intervention In China

LiAngelo Ball and two other UCLA freshmen shoplifted some expensive sunglasses while in Hangzhou, and were arrested for it. From the looks of things, the Chinese government elected not to take the dipshit theft of a few dipshit college athletes very seriously, and so the young dipshit perpetrators were confined to a…

LiAngelo Ball And Fellow UCLA Shoplifters Are Coming Home LiAngelo Ball And Fellow UCLA Shoplifters Are Coming Home

After just under a week of speculation of how the legal process would play out for a trio of UCLA freshmen caught shoplifting in China, LiAngelo Ball, Cody Riley, and Jalen Hill are on their way back to America. The group was released by Chinese police following their detainment for nabbing Louis Vuitton sunglasses;…

Report: Trump Asked China To Cut LiAngelo Ball And The UCLA Shoplifters Some Slack Report: Trump Asked China To Cut LiAngelo Ball And The UCLA Shoplifters Some Slack

According to the Washington Post’s David Nakamura, Donald Trump asked Chinese president Xi Jinping to look into helping out UCLA freshmen LiAngelo Ball, Cody Riley, and Jalen Hill, who were arrested last week when they were caught shoplifting from high-end luxury stores.

Middle Ball Child Left Behind In China After Alleged Shoplifting Middle Ball Child Left Behind In China After Alleged Shoplifting

The three UCLA freshmen—Jalen Hill, Cody Riley, and LiAngelo Ball—caught stealing from a Louis Vuitton store in Hangzhou last week were not able to accompany their teammates back to the United States Saturday night, reports ESPN. Apparently this is not because they will be spending the remainder of their days locked…

LiAngelo Ball Among Trio Of UCLA Players Arrested For Shoplifting On China Trip [Update]  LiAngelo Ball Among Trio Of UCLA Players Arrested For Shoplifting On China Trip [Update] 

UCLA men’s basketball players LiAngelo Ball, Cody Riley, and Jalen Hill were arrested Tuesday after the freshmen trio were caught shoplifting, according to ESPN’s Jeff Goodman. The Bruins were traveling in China for their season opener against Georgia Tech; while the team hasn’t yet made any announcements, it’s likely…

LaVar Ball Sucks, But That Doesn't Mean He's Wrong LaVar Ball Sucks, But That Doesn't Mean He's Wrong

LaVar Ball—the supremely annoying father of upcoming lottery pick Lonzo Ball, and two younger basketball teens—is in the headlines yet again. Darren Rovell reports that Nike, Adidas, and Under Armour—the three companies that combined control 99 percent of the basketball shoe market—have all declined to sign a shoe…

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