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Kam Chancellor Says He's Done, And That's A Bummer Kam Chancellor Says He's Done, And That's A Bummer

Seahawks safety Kam Chancellor tweeted out a grim announcement last night, saying he had to “walk away from the game because of the risk of paralysis.” A neck injury had wiped out the final seven games of his 2017 season, and, as Chancellor put it, a “final test showed no healing.” Chancellor is done at the age of 30,…

Sedin Twins Announce Their Retirement Together Sedin Twins Announce Their Retirement Together

After an 18-year NHL career spent entirely together (not to mention several seasons with MODO in Sweden), Henrik and Daniel Sedin have jointly announced their plans to retire at the end of the season in a letter published on the Canucks website. With the Canucks out of the playoff picture, that means this Saturday…

Jaromir Jagr Is Leaving The NHL Again Jaromir Jagr Is Leaving The NHL Again

Jaromir Jagr cleared waivers today, and the Calgary Flames announced that the 45-year-old winger would be moving on from the NHL and returning to the Czech Republic as a player on HC Kladno. Jagr, after waiting a long time for contract offers in the offseason, struggled with injuries in Calgary, and he’ll find a much…

Bruce Arians Retires After Five Seasons With Cardinals

Arizona head coach Bruce Arians is retiring after five seasons at the helm of the Cardinals and after 42 total years as a football coach.

Andre Ward Announces Retirement Andre Ward Announces Retirement

Andre Ward, the light heavyweight considered by many to be the best pound-for-pound boxer in the world, has announced his retirement.

Wayne Rooney Announces Retirement From England National Team Wayne Rooney Announces Retirement From England National Team

Wayne Rooney appears to be in the early stages of a career renaissance after leaving Manchester United for Everton this summer, so it’s a little odd that he’d pick this time to announce that he has declined a call-up with the England team and instead has decided to officially retire from international play.

Branden Albert Retires Before Ever Playing A Down With The Jaguars Branden Albert Retires Before Ever Playing A Down With The Jaguars

In March, the Jaguars sent a 2018 seventh-round pick to the Dolphins for Pro-Bowl left tackle Branden Albert. The 32-year-old Albert played in the 2013 and 2015 Pro Bowls with Miami, and he mostly remained productive in 2016, starting 12 games and picking up just three penalties while dealing with a handful of…

The Undertaker Leaves The Ring For (Probably) The Last Time

Rumors—and common sense, given that he’s 52 years old—suggested The Undertaker’s final appearance for WWE would be at tonight’s Wrestlemania in Orlando. And so it seems, as the Deadman stripped himself of gloves, cloak, and hat while breaking kayfabe to kiss his wife upon leaving the ring following his main event loss…

Woody Paige: Peyton Manning Is Retiring [UPDATES] Woody Paige: Peyton Manning Is Retiring [UPDATES]

The Denver Post’s Woody Paige, citing two unnamed sources, says Peyton Manning will announce his retirement this coming week.

Troll King Joey Crawford Is Retiring Troll King Joey Crawford Is Retiring

Nobody could make himself part of the game like Joey Crawford. Inevitably, he’ll ref a few games per year where tension builds between teams and rather than let it progress to a boiling point, Crawford will instead make himself the protagonist and overreact, usually with an extra technical or ejection to calm things…

49ers Lineman Anthony Davis Retires To "Take A Year Or So" Off 49ers Lineman Anthony Davis Retires To "Take A Year Or So" Off

The San Francisco 49ers continue to lose players. Offensive tackle Anthony Davis announced today that he’d retire, though the 25-year-old’s statement implies that it won’t be permanent.

Outfielder Carlos Quentin is reportedly retiring at 32. At last check, he was in the Mariners’ minor-league system. Ken Rosenthal had it first.

Reports: Bernie Williams To Retire Reports: Bernie Williams To Retire

It’s a bittersweet day in the Bronx. According to new reports, legendary outfielder Bernie Williams will retire this Friday at Yankee Stadium, a quarter-century after he first donned the pinstripes.

Cortland Finnegan Retires, Remains In Denial About Time He Got Beat Up

Cortland Finnegan—the long-time Titan cornerback who is better known as the NFL's biggest asshole—took to Instagram today to announce his retirement. In a statement that covers his love of the game, his appreciation at having played, and his excitement about his future, he reveals that is apparently still in denial…

Paul Konerko Leaves Final White Sox Game To A Standing Ovation Paul Konerko Leaves Final White Sox Game To A Standing Ovation

Paul Konerko didn't get a hit in his final MLB game, but the White Sox crowd still cheered for him one last time after Andy Wilkins replaced him at first base in the sixth inning today.

Paul Konerko Made A Thank-You Video For White Sox Fans Paul Konerko Made A Thank-You Video For White Sox Fans

Paul Konerko is retiring, by the way. The 38-year-old made a sweet video thanking White Sox fans for their love over his 16 seasons in Chicago.

Allen Iverson Finally Obeys Laws Of Nature, Officially Retires Allen Iverson Finally Obeys Laws Of Nature, Officially Retires

Allen Iverson made his retirement official today, even though it's hard to know how, exactly, to define such a thing for him. Iverson, now 38, was never a professional basketball player so much as he was, foremost, an object in motion, tending always to stay in motion. If Iverson can be said to retire, then a…

Report: Nation's Top High School Football Coach May Step Down Report: Nation's Top High School Football Coach May Step Down

If you're looking for a legendary coach amid today's high school football landscape, it's hard to top Bob Ladouceur's credentials. But after 399 wins over 34 seasons at De La Salle High School in the Bay Area and throughout a tenure that has produced more than a few NFL players (read: Amani Toomer and Maurice…

Chris Ault, Creator Of The Pistol Offense, Will Leave Nevada After 28 Years Chris Ault, Creator Of The Pistol Offense, Will Leave Nevada After 28 Years

Chris Ault, the innovator behind the pistol offense and long, long-time head coach of Nevada Wolf Pack football, is officially stepping down after 28 (non-consecutive) years. In that time, Ault recorded some impressive statistics, including only two losing seasons in his tenure, and 27 seasons of outscoring…

Manny Pacquiao's Inner-Circle Continues To Undermine Him; Wife Thinks He Should Just Retire Manny Pacquiao's Inner-Circle Continues To Undermine Him; Wife Thinks He Should Just Retire

Is it safe to say Manny Pacquiao's inner-circle is not handling his recent defeat at the hands of Juan Manuel Márquez all that well?

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