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Two Games For Chokeslamming Says Nothing About Mike Matheson's Intent, But A Lot About The NHL's

Panthers defenseman Mike Matheson has been handed a two-game suspension by the NHL for this slam on Vancouver’s Elias Pettersson, who is now out indefinitely with a concussion. It was an unnecessary hit, and yes, a dirty one, but there’s no way DoPS would have punished this if it hadn’t injured a young star.

Let's All Get Irrationally Hyped For Elias Pettersson And The Canucks

The Canucks roasted the Flames on opening night, scoring the first three goals in a fairly easy 5-2 victory. Neither of these mostly irrelevant Canadian teams—the Canucks in particular, with their startling lack of experienced depth players—should do much to challenge the top squads in the West. But Vancouver’s first…

Canucks Ban Video Games On Road Trips, Because Fortnite Is Well On Its Way To Ruining The NHL Canucks Ban Video Games On Road Trips, Because Fortnite Is Well On Its Way To Ruining The NHL

The Vancouver Canucks are a young team, so like seemingly all young men, their players are obsessed with Fortnite. They love it. Can’t get enough of it. Flossing and shit when they score goals. (So: rarely.) Locking themselves in their hotel rooms and gaming until the sun comes up, instead of the time-honored…

Daniel Sedin Scores Overtime Winner Assisted By Henrik In Their Last Vancouver Game Daniel Sedin Scores Overtime Winner Assisted By Henrik In Their Last Vancouver Game

If the Sedins’ careers had to end with a meaningless game in April, it’s absolutely perfect that they ended like this. Daniel and Henrik Sedin led the Canucks to victory in their final game on Vancouver ice before retirement, with Daniel scoring both a second-period goal and the overtime winner off Henrik assists.

Sedin Twins Announce Their Retirement Together Sedin Twins Announce Their Retirement Together

After an 18-year NHL career spent entirely together (not to mention several seasons with MODO in Sweden), Henrik and Daniel Sedin have jointly announced their plans to retire at the end of the season in a letter published on the Canucks website. With the Canucks out of the playoff picture, that means this Saturday…

Happy Ben Hutton Transforms Into The Hulk For Twelve Seconds

Noted dancer and permanent smiler Ben Hutton is known for being one of the chillest dudes in the NHL, but tonight, the Canucks defenseman got very, very angry.

Canucks' Brock Boeser Had To Crawl Off The Ice After Taking A Puck To The Foot Canucks' Brock Boeser Had To Crawl Off The Ice After Taking A Puck To The Foot

Canucks winger and 20-year-old rookie point leader Brock Boeser took a hard shot to his left foot in the second period of Vancouver’s game Sunday against the Flames. Even though Boeser clearly could not put any weight on his foot, play was not stopped, so he had to use his other leg to essentially row himself from the…

Brock Boeser Plays NCAA Game Friday Night, Signs NHL Contract Saturday Morning, Scores Goal Saturday Afternoon Brock Boeser Plays NCAA Game Friday Night, Signs NHL Contract Saturday Morning, Scores Goal Saturday Afternoon

Brock Boeser is only just barely no longer a hockey teen. (He turned 20 last month.) Yesterday, he was playing for the University of North Dakota. This morning, the first-round draft pick signed a contract with the Canucks, and this afternoon, he scored his first goal:

Five Vancouver Canucks Players Have Been Quarantined With Mumps Symptoms Five Vancouver Canucks Players Have Been Quarantined With Mumps Symptoms

Five Vancouver Canucks are out of tonight’s lineup with suspected cases of mumps.

That Was A Vintage Pest Performance By Alex Burrows

The hockey boys were rowdy last night! A few hours after Gustav Nyquist tried to embed his stick in Jared Spurgeon’s facehole, Sabres netminder Robin Lehner and Canucks agitator Alexandre Burrows spent the evening going at each other—with Burrows the clear winner.

The Canucks Completely Shit Their Pants The Canucks Completely Shit Their Pants

As the last seconds of overtime trickled away in Tuesday’s game against the Predators, the Canucks had the puck in their offensive zone with a power play. They lost!

Devils And Canucks Brawl Right On Top Of Lifeless Philip Larsen Devils And Canucks Brawl Right On Top Of Lifeless Philip Larsen

In the second period of tonight’s Canucks-Devils game, Canucks defenseman Philip Larsen was brutally laid out by a Taylor Hall hit he never saw coming. The Canucks and Devils briefly scuffled before everyone realized that Larsen was immobile at the feet of the scrum. His helmet came off before the fight was stopped.

Ryan Miller Makes A Spectacular Diving Save

Here’s Canucks goalie Ryan Miller doing his best Brandon Crawford impersonation, aborting an attempt to get off the ice for an extra skater to come back and rob Henrik Zetterberg’s try at an empty-net goal.

The Canucks And Maple Leafs Fought A Lot Last Night The Canucks And Maple Leafs Fought A Lot Last Night

The Vancouver Canucks and Toronto Maple Leafs spent most of the third period hitting, grabbing, shoving, and fighting each other Saturday. The anger eventually boiled over into a line brawl.

Vancouver Canucks Score On Themselves Vancouver Canucks Score On Themselves

The image above might be a tenuous representation of hockey, but that’s because it’s Vancouver Canucks hockey, baby.

A sad, disturbing story surrounding Canucks winger Linden Vey, whose father is about to go on trial for allegedly plotting with his mistress to murder their respective spouses.

Canucks Goalie Loses His Glove, Makes A Barehanded Save Canucks Goalie Loses His Glove, Makes A Barehanded Save

Vancouver Canucks goalie Jacob Markström lost his blocker glove during Monday night’s game against Winnipeg, and still prevented Jets winger Marko Daňo from scoring a goal.

Matt Bartkowski's Mom Is So Adorable Matt Bartkowski's Mom Is So Adorable

The Canucks’ moms are with the team on their two-game road trip (compare the happy picture above with this one of the Leafs’ dads), and everyone was having a good time in Vancouver’s 3-1 win at Colorado. No one more so than Beth Bartkowski, who saw her son score his first goal in more than three months.

The Canucks And Panthers Nearly Brawled After Their Game 

Vancouver ended Florida’s 12-game winning streak with an OT goal by Daniel Sedin (off a feed from his twin brother Henrik), but the real action came after the final horn. It also featured, from Panthers TV guy Denis Potvin, one of the most inexplicable insults I’ve ever heard.

Daniel Sedin's Teeth Go Flying Daniel Sedin's Teeth Go Flying

Early in last night’s 3-2 Coyotes win, Canucks forward Daniel Sedin took a batted puck directly to the mouth. Watch the replay at the 22-second mark (or don’t!); you can see a tooth make a leap for freedom.

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