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NASA to Deny Distant Rock of a Perfectly Good Name NASA to Deny Distant Rock of a Perfectly Good Name

Humans like naming things. We named a boat Boaty McBoatface. We named a bunch of animals after dicks. But some things already have perfectly good names. Like a distant rock NASA is tasking us with nicknaming.

Jupiter Now Has 69 Moons (Nice) Jupiter Now Has 69 Moons (Nice)

Jupiter has just delivered the news we desperately need right now. In addition to being the biggest, oldest planet in the solar system, it turns out Jupe has been hiding two moons from us all these years. Recently, a group of astronomers spotted the pair of wayward satellites, bringing the number of Jupiter’s known…

Amazon's 69 Cent Songs: The Best Reason Yet To Ditch iTunes Amazon's 69 Cent Songs: The Best Reason Yet To Ditch iTunes

Amazon's dropped the price of popular new tracks on its online store to 69 cents, compared to its usual 89 cent pricepoint. (Best joke in the comments wins respect; terrible puns will be met with serious scorn.)

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