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Man Learns Suspected Lung Tumor Is Playmobil Traffic Cone He Inhaled 40 Years Earlier Man Learns Suspected Lung Tumor Is Playmobil Traffic Cone He Inhaled 40 Years Earlier

In many ways, the human body is a storage locker. For hopes and petty frustrations, for meat and way too many bones, and—as one 47-year-old British man recently discovered—sometimes even childhood toys you forgot you inhaled several decades ago.

Why All the Best Kit Kat Flavors Are Only in Japan

Wasabi, strawberry cheesecake, green tea, dark chocolate, sweet potato. What do these flavors have in common? They’re all KitKat varieties exclusive to Japan. But how did the crispy, break-associated candy get so popular overseas?

This Year's Holiday Cookie Recipe: Smiling Poop Emojis This Year's Holiday Cookie Recipe: Smiling Poop Emojis

For better or worse, the poop emoji is sure to go down as a symbol of 2015, nay, of this entire decade. The happy swirl-o-shit has already inspired fashion designers and artists, so it was only a matter of time before somebody figured out how to make it into a delectable confectionary treat, too.

Condiment Pistol Blazes Burgers With Deliciousness Condiment Pistol Blazes Burgers With Deliciousness

This oversized cartoon-esque pistol can be filled with your favorite condiments and fired at your food for the ultimate in BBQ fun. Naturally, the temptation to misuse this device will be overwhelming, but at least you can take solace in the fact that you will have the upper hand in any food fight you instigate.…

R2-D2 Cake Looks Too Delicious to Eat R2-D2 Cake Looks Too Delicious to Eat

If I were to get married, I would be honored if pastry chef Mark Randazzo of Mark Joseph Cakes would whip me up one of these awesome looking R2-D2 cakes for the reception. Unfortunately, that would also probably mean that my marriage would be over before it began. I would be left all alone, weeping in a corner…

Go Ahead...Make My Breakfast! Insert Your Joke Here Go Ahead...Make My Breakfast! Insert Your Joke Here

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30 Years of Apple Evolution 30 Years of Apple Evolution

For those who haven't seen the project, designer Edwin Tofslie assembled nearly every Apple product from the company's history into one giant picture. And studying the trends while they're all laid out is like re-watching The Sixth Sense—pretty obvious in retrospect.

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