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Canada Might Soon Make It Legal To Be Drunk And Go Canoeing Canada Might Soon Make It Legal To Be Drunk And Go Canoeing

In Canada it’s currently illegal to paddle a canoe and be drunk at the same time. Doing so can leave you subject to the country’s strict drunk-driving laws, which can mean fines, driving license suspensions, and vehicle impoundment. But wait! According to the National Post, paddling a canoe while smashed might soon…

Here's Some Advice: Don't Sell Your Car While You Are Extremely Drunk Here's Some Advice: Don't Sell Your Car While You Are Extremely Drunk

If you’re incredibly drunk—so drunk that you will not remember important events that are occurring around you—try to resist selling your car for $579 in order to raise funds to continue getting drunker. Before you scoff and call this advice “unreasonable” and “absurd” and say things like “Erik, you sound like fun on…

Drunk Indianapolis 500 Fans Are The Gift That Keeps On Giving Drunk Indianapolis 500 Fans Are The Gift That Keeps On Giving

One of the greatest traditions of the Indianapolis 500 isn’t on track at all. Take the vast cross-section of racing ultra-fans and loopy midwesterners, add enough alcohol to drown the entire German state of Bavaria, and you’ve got yourself the best people-watching on the planet.

Arrested Drunk Man Sings 'Bohemian Rhapsody' In Its Entirety In Back Of Police Car Arrested Drunk Man Sings 'Bohemian Rhapsody' In Its Entirety In Back Of Police Car

Dude in the video above wasn't happy about being picked up by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police for being intoxicated. The best excuse he can muster is something about "brotherhood of men on the planet earth" before he segues right into singing Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody." In its entirety. He even provides the…

Naked man crashes into 15 cars 'on Wings of Love' Naked man crashes into 15 cars 'on Wings of Love'

Breakups are bad news, as we all know. Who here hasn't spent a week binging on raw cookie dough and episodes of The Good Wife after getting dumped? Or gotten behind the wheel of his cab, naked and drunk, and crashed into 17 cars?

Drunk Mom Admits to Letting Her 12-Year-Old Son Drive Drunk Mom Admits to Letting Her 12-Year-Old Son Drive

A Nevada woman, Misty (of course) McCollister, has pleaded guilty to attempted child abuse after putting her 12-year-old in her lap and telling him to drive her home. And the story gets worse.

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