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If I Buy A 13-Year-Old Bentley Arnage, Will It Destroy My Life? If I Buy A 13-Year-Old Bentley Arnage, Will It Destroy My Life?

Hello, good people of Jalopnik, and welcome to this week’s version of Letters to Doug, wherein you send me letters – presumably strung together to make words and sentences – and, in return, send you Doug.

Can I Go To Pebble Beach Without Spending a Fortune? Can I Go To Pebble Beach Without Spending a Fortune?

This is Letters to Doug, your favorite weekly column wherein you write letters and I answer them with some tremendously exciting, interesting prose, except last week, when I was instead looking for moose in Subaru country.

How Crazy Is Too Crazy When It Comes To Washing Your Cars? How Crazy Is Too Crazy When It Comes To Washing Your Cars?

Hello, humans of Jalopnik, and welcome to your weekly dose of Letters to Doug, everyone’s favorite column wherein you send me a letter and I prattle on about something that’s only tangentially related while simultaneously insulting the Audi Allroad.

Is It OK To Judge People Based On
The Car They Drive? Is It OK To Judge People Based On The Car They Drive?

Good day, fellow humans, and welcome to Letters to Doug, your favorite weekly program that involves writing hopeful, exciting, interesting letters to Doug, and receiving rambling, incoherent responses.

Why Do Four-Seater
Ferrari Models Lose So Much Value? Why Do Four-Seater Ferrari Models Lose So Much Value?

Hello and welcome to the latest round of Letters to Doug, your favorite weekly Jalopnik column that involves both a) letters, and b) Doug.

Which V12 Car Should I Buy to Drive
Daily? Which V12 Car Should I Buy to Drive Daily?

Hello, Jalopnik readers, and welcome to Letters to Doug, my weekly column wherein you send me a letter and I provide a very thoughtful, relevant response that may or may not include references to my stuffed anteater, Marvin.

Why Do Europeans Remove the Badges From Their
Luxury Cars? Why Do Europeans Remove the Badges From Their Luxury Cars?

Hello, people of the Web, and welcome to a special version of Letters to Doug, your favorite column wherein you send me a letter with some sort of question, and I post a response with some sort of answer.

How Do You Sell Your Old Cars? How Do You Sell Your Old Cars?

Hello humans and welcome to the latest round of Letters to Doug, your favorite weekly column wherein you send me letters and I scoff at them while tilting back a nice jug of brandy.

Why Are Automotive Shifters Still
Between The Seats? Why Are Automotive Shifters Still Between The Seats?

Hello, human beings, and welcome to this week’s version of Letters to Doug, where we tackle some of the key issues affecting the automotive industry, and also shifter placement.

Should You Bother With An Extended
Warranty? Should You Bother With An Extended Warranty?

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Letters to Doug, a weekly column wherein Doug addresses your automotive-related letters with letters of his own, such as P.

What Do You Do When Someone Says
Something Obviously Untrue About Cars? What Do You Do When Someone Says Something Obviously Untrue About Cars?

Hello, humans of Jalopnik, and welcome to a special edition of Letters to Doug, your favorite weekly Jalopnik column wherein you provide the letters and I provide the Doug.

Is There A Car That Offers The 'Best of All
Worlds'? Is There A Car That Offers The 'Best of All Worlds'?

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Why Does Toyota Get So Much Hate? Why Does Toyota Get So Much Hate?

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What’s The Deal With Auto Show
Vandalism? What’s The Deal With Auto Show Vandalism?

Hello, ladies and gentlemen of Jalopnik, and welcome to this week’s Letters to Doug, which involves me signing into my e-mail and trudging through constant Tai Lopez motivational e-mails in order to find something worth posting.

How Do I Sell a
Vehicle I Haven’t Finished Paying Off? How Do I Sell a Vehicle I Haven’t Finished Paying Off?

Hello, humans of the Internet, and welcome to Letters to Doug, your favorite weekly column wherein Doug writes letters, such as “J.” J is one of the most important letters, because without it, they’d just be Immy Eat World.

I’m Worried About What Will Happen
To My Car If I Sell It I’m Worried About What Will Happen To My Car If I Sell It

Hello, humans of the Internet, and also racist Microsoft Twitter bots, and welcome to today’s version of Letters to Doug. This is an extra special edition because you are reading this on Friday, even though I am writing it on Thursday. This is due to time travel.

Where Do Exotic Cars Go After They’re Smashed Up? Where Do Exotic Cars Go After They’re Smashed Up?

Good day, readers of Jalopnik, and welcome to Letters to Doug, your favorite weekly column wherein Doug rises from bed after sleeping 14 hours straight in order to string together a bunch of letters.

What Was Land Rover Thinking With the Evoque
Convertible? What Was Land Rover Thinking With the Evoque Convertible?

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Why Hasn’t Anyone Made A Luxury
Minivan? Why Hasn’t Anyone Made A Luxury Minivan?

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Why Are Most High-Performance Cars
Automatic Only? Why Are Most High-Performance Cars Automatic Only?

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