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Daniel and His Vans are Just Straight Up Chilling with Ellen Degeneres Daniel and His Vans are Just Straight Up Chilling with Ellen Degeneres

The latest half-grown human the Twitter gods have decreed us mortals to honor with laurels woven from hashtags and Vines is named Daniel. He appears to be the spawn of Zack Morris. He wears white shoes. These shoes are called Vans. They are “sweet.” And now the sweet and these Vans and their wearer are on Ellen. Damn.

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