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The New Bond Is the Old Bond The New Bond Is the Old Bond

Daniel Craig is the best, hottest Bond we’ve yet been gifted with, and he’s absolutely hated it. Nonetheless, Craig has heeded the call of the franchise and will don the tux once more. And that’s it! Maybe.

Actually, Daniel Craig Will Probably Sign Onto a Fifth James Bond Film Actually, Daniel Craig Will Probably Sign Onto a Fifth James Bond Film

In October 2015, English actor Daniel Craig declared that he would “rather slash my wrists” than perform the role of 007 a fifth time. That feels a touch hyperbolic, but point taken. And yet, it sounds as if Craig has changed his tune.

In the Works: An Adaption of Jonathan Franzen's Purity Starring Daniel Craig  In the Works: An Adaption of Jonathan Franzen's Purity Starring Daniel Craig 

Currently being shopped around to various TV networks: an adaptation of Jonathan Franzen’s Purity, starring none other than James Bond himself.

Spectre Makes the Case for Bond Girls Over Bond Spectre Makes the Case for Bond Girls Over Bond

There are a number of reasons the latest James Bond movie has been buzzed about: the return of director Sam Mendes, the speculation whether Daniel Craig will continue to portray Bond, the death of Judy Dench’s M in Skyfall, and the further establishment of Naomie Harris as Moneypenny and Ben Wishaw as Q. It should…

Celebrities Are Freezing Themselves to Lose Weight, As One Does Celebrities Are Freezing Themselves to Lose Weight, As One Does

In a miniature phenomenon that feels like a combination of 2001: A Space Odyssey and The Hills, rich people are freezing themselves to shred pounds and posting photos of the process on Instagram.

Idris Elba Thinks Internet Thirst Ruined His Chance to Play James Bond Idris Elba Thinks Internet Thirst Ruined His Chance to Play James Bond

And just like that, you’ve ruined Idris Elba’s career.

Merry Christmas! Sony Execs Want Idris Elba To Be the Next James Bond. Merry Christmas! Sony Execs Want Idris Elba To Be the Next James Bond.

In the midst of those emails between Sony executives concluding that black actors don't play well overseas, it seems Idris Elba is an outlier—a particularly sexy outlier. Embattled Sony Head Amy Pascal declared via email that the Brit should be the next James Bond.

Sienna Miller Told Daniel Craig 'I Love You' While Engaged to Jude Law Sienna Miller Told Daniel Craig 'I Love You' While Engaged to Jude Law

Ooooh! British hunk triangle from nine years ago! HOW TITILLATING. As part of the News of the World phone-tapping trial, a voicemail from Sienna Miller to Daniel Craig was played in court. While she was still engaged to Jude Law, Miller apparently left Craig a voicemail telling him, "Hi, it's me. I can't speak, I'm at…

Don't Tell Idris Elba He Would Make A Good "Black" James Bond Don't Tell Idris Elba He Would Make A Good "Black" James Bond

There is so much going on with Idris Elba lately, and that's a very good thing, because now we finally have an excuse to post this photo and stare at it for awhile.

Penelope Cruz Rumored to Be Cast as First Age-Appropriate Bond Girl Penelope Cruz Rumored to Be Cast as First Age-Appropriate Bond Girl

Defying a long, proud line of crotchety James Bonds romancing women young enough to be their children, Penélope Cruz has reportedly been cast as the lastest Bond girl opposite Daniel Craig in Sam Mendes' Skyfall follow-up, Bond 24.

M.I.A. Loses Her Shit on Twitter Over Son's Custody Battle M.I.A. Loses Her Shit on Twitter Over Son's Custody Battle

Queen of Controversy M.I.A. is currently embroiled in a vicious custody battle over her 4-year-old son, Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman, with her estranged ex-fiancé Benjamin Bronfman, the environmentalist son of Seagram heir Edgar Bronfman Jr. (and part of the younger generation of almost-too-cool dilettante-ish…

Yet Another Sad Dude Pines for the Days When James Bond Had a ‘Thinking Man’s’ Body Yet Another Sad Dude Pines for the Days When James Bond Had a ‘Thinking Man’s’ Body

Remember when a micro-violin had to be specially made and tuned to assuage Washington Post columnist Richard Coen's anxiety about how James Bond's screen evolution from slack-limbed inebriate to P90X infomercial model meant that cantankerous old lechers like Richard Coen might no longer be able to impress attractive…

Billy Bob Thornton Would Like to Have Period Sex with You Posthaste Billy Bob Thornton Would Like to Have Period Sex with You Posthaste

There's no boner-killer quite so potent as a visit from "Aunt Period Blood," IF YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN. Isn't that right, Billy-Bob Thornton? Oh...no!?!? You like having sex with hot ladies even if their vagina is doing something totally natural that most vaginas do 20% of the time? Do tell!

Whatever Happened to the Dragon Tattoo Sequel? Whatever Happened to the Dragon Tattoo Sequel?

Last week there was a news item from The Hollywood Reporter regarding the possibility that David Fincher's next film might be Gone Girl. But wasn't he supposed to be working on The Girl Who Played With Fire?

Kate Winslet Secretly Got Married Yesterday, Is Officially Mrs. Rocknroll Kate Winslet Secretly Got Married Yesterday, Is Officially Mrs. Rocknroll

Kate Winslet loves Ned Rocknroll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby. Ugrghhhhh, that sucked, but all the good puns were taken! Mr. and Mrs. Winslet-Rocknroll—who have been engaged since the summer and already share a $3 million house in the English countryside—got married in at top-secret ceremony in New York,…

The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Divorce Has Now Gone on 8,000 Times Longer than Their Actual Marriage The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Divorce Has Now Gone on 8,000 Times Longer than Their Actual Marriage

Seriously. Check the math. (DON'T CHECK THE MATH.) Unfortunately, it is also 8,000,000,000 times more boring than their actual marriage—which was, statistically, the most boring human activity in recorded memory. Anyhoo, Kim Kardashian is still trying to get the divorce finalized, but Kris Humphries refuses to…

Whoops, Jessica Simpson Accidentally Got Pregnant Again Whoops, Jessica Simpson Accidentally Got Pregnant Again

In the immortal words of the classic holiday song: Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but Jessica Simpson is pregnant. It's been seven months and at least 109 headlines since the birth of Maxwell Drew and Simpson's subsequent public struggle to drop the baby weight/become a momshell/shed her human form/whatever…

Old Man Sad to Learn Old Men No Longer Automatically Get Laid Old Man Sad to Learn Old Men No Longer Automatically Get Laid

BREAKING! Cranky old man confronted by an idealized male physique in the form of Daniel Craig's James Bond, experiences hurt feelings over the fact that the universe doesn't revolve around his self esteem, writes whole big column about it. A waahmbulance has been called to the scene.

In Awkward Thanksgiving News, Mayim Bialik Announces That She’s Getting Divorced In Awkward Thanksgiving News, Mayim Bialik Announces That She’s Getting Divorced

In the latest shocking divorce news, Mayim Bialik announced on the parenting blog Kveller that, after nine years of marriage, she and Michael Stone will be parting ways, but she assured the public that her enthusiasm for "attachment parenting" had nothing to do with the split. "The hands-on style of parenting we…

Jay-Z Unwisely Invokes The Wrath of Robert DeNiro Jay-Z Unwisely Invokes The Wrath of Robert DeNiro

Alpha males Robert De Niro and Jay-Z's squabbling almost ruined Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday party for everyone. De Niro let Hova have it for mentioning that he'd be willing to record a song for the Tribeca Film Festival and then failing to return any of De Niro's calls to follow through. Jay-Z tried to joke about it…

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