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Karlie Kloss and Christian Siriano Have Joined the New Project Runway Karlie Kloss and Christian Siriano Have Joined the New Project Runway

Project Runway will return to Bravo for its 17th season without its longtime host Heidi Klum and earnestly judgmental mentor Tim Gunn (Zac Posen also left the show!!!), but we do have replacements.

Mariah Is 100 Percent Mariah, and Halsey Drops a Forgettable Breakup Anthem Mariah Is 100 Percent Mariah, and Halsey Drops a Forgettable Breakup Anthem

Well, it’s Mariah: Mariah Carey, “With You” - One of the most wonderful things about Mariah is her staunch refusal to be anything but 100 percent herself. Instead of just playing the generic narrator of her otherwise by-the-numbers ballad “With You,” she will have you know that she is Mariah the star: She has her…

Every Pig Needs a Crib

If you have a pig, it needs somewhere to stay and that place to stay is a baby’s crib.

'Seems Like It Needs Flavor': 3 Jezebel Queer Eye Experts Review Antoni's Dry New Restaurant 'Seems Like It Needs Flavor': 3 Jezebel Queer Eye Experts Review Antoni's Dry New Restaurant

Antoni Porowski, the food expert from Netflix’s Queer Eye reboot, is a polarizing figure. While his fellow host Bobby whips up massive renovations, and while Jonathan charmingly “yaasss queens” everyone to death, Antoni has earned the reputation for cooking... well, very little. His Season 1 recipes—guacamole, grilled…

Trix Is the Worst

On Monday, it came to my attention via the Shade Room, a blog about shade and rooms—and cereal!—that Trix is reviving its fruit shapes. Why? Nobody asked for that, especially not me.

'I'm Nobody's Victim, Bitch': The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 11 Trailer Is Here 'I'm Nobody's Victim, Bitch': The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 11 Trailer Is Here

In the previous season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, a now Phaedra-free zone, the cast members dealt with the aftermath of the lesbian scandal that rocked the nation. While the dust settled between some (i.e. Porsha tried to make amends with Kandi), the dust between others continued to gather into a large petty dust…

Lady Gaga Implores Us to Explore 'The Shallow' and Weezer Should Leave 'Africa' Alone

YES!!! I’M IN THE SHA-HAAAA SHA-HAAA-LOW!: Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, “Shallow” — The full-length song and video for the record that will rule our lives until the end of time (or at least, till the end of 2018 and throughout awards season) has been released, and this is just the tip of the iceberg of a soundtrack…

The Cruelty of a Woman's 'Civic Duty' The Cruelty of a Woman's 'Civic Duty'

Dr. Christine Blasey Ford sat before a group of men on Thursday and testified about a moment she’s had to relive since she was 15 years old. Among the many monstrous moments in Thursday’s confirmation hearing, one chord that struck loudly was the reiteration that Ford is performing a civic duty. In a written testimony…

Flamin' Hot Cheetos Claims Another Victim Flamin' Hot Cheetos Claims Another Victim

It’s hard to resist a large bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, as Lil Xan and myself can attest.

Lynn Whitfield: 'People of a Certain Age Really Love Good Sex'

Lynn Whitfield stopped by the Jezebel office to talk about her role on the Sanaa Lathan Netflix series Nappily Ever After, a movie where Whitfield plays, she says, “a mother who believes in fairytales.” In her decades-long career, she’s never shied away from roles that are some combination of challenging, prickly,…

Avril Lavigne Returns, and Lana Del Rey's 'Venice Bitch' Is the Soundtrack to a Sun-Soaked Drive

A million times yes: Lana Del Rey, “Venice Bitch” - After feeling mostly indifferent toward Lana’s previous single “Mariners Apartment Complex,” I was happy to discover that “Venice Bitch” is more my speed. I knew it from the first verse, when she said she’s “fresh out of fucks forever.” She claims “Venice bitch” as a…

La La Anthony Is Ready to Set It Off

On the Starz series Power, which just completed its fifth season in familiar dramatic fashion, La La Anthony plays a character who’s perpetually ride or die. Omari Hardwick leads the show, as a businessman slash drug kingpin, James “Ghost” St. Patrick, who constantly fails in his attempts to rehabilitate his life and…

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Back to Scream in Our Ears Once More The Real Housewives of New Jersey Are Back to Scream in Our Ears Once More

“You don’t go in between family!!!” a voice screeches from beyond the ether, and it belongs to Teresa Giudice, who’s here to lay down the rules of communication between blood relatives of Italian descent in the trailer for Season 9 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

LeBron James Really Found a Way to Make Us Watch the Space Jam Sequel LeBron James Really Found a Way to Make Us Watch the Space Jam Sequel

I previously had no intention of watching the sequel to Space Jam, even with LeBron James’s involvement. It wasn’t gonna be on my To Do list. I remember the original Michael Jordan-starring Space Jam being oodles of fun and displays of athleticism when I saw it during a class trip, but not enough to welcome a sequel…

Lynn Whitfield Cautions Against 'Gratuitous' Diversity at Awards Shows

In an interview with Jezebel, Lynn Whitfield, who stars in the OWN series Greenleaf and in Sanaa Lathan’s upcoming Netflix film Nappily Ever After, talked about the performative lengths awards shows go to in order to highlight perceived diversity. Case in point: Monday night’s Emmy Awards, where Regina King broke the…

This Is Us, Jezebel! It's Your 2018 Emmy Awards Liveblog! This Is Us, Jezebel! It's Your 2018 Emmy Awards Liveblog!

And so it has been declared (read this in an English or Southern accent): The 70th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards will take place on this night, the 17th of September, in the year Two Thousand and Eighteen. All of the best and overrated actors in Hollywood are currently together in one spot, and many of them are …

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