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Idiot On The Pitch Tries To Tackle Ref, Fails Idiot On The Pitch Tries To Tackle Ref, Fails

Oldham Athletic was playing a match against Rochdale AFC Tuesday when the referee signaled a penalty for Rochdale after a trip in the box. One Oldham fan did what any sensible person would in that situation: He ran onto the pitch and tried to tackle the referee.

Let Me Show You My Pogs: O.J. Simpson

When I was in second or third grade, my teacher made our class write a “research paper,” essentially a long book report. I was a big dork and big into football history—at one point I was going to try to focus on the 1948 Philadelphia Eagles—and eventually did my report on O.J. Simpson.

Penguins Score Twice In 5 Seconds Penguins Score Twice In 5 Seconds

The Penguins and Flyers came into today’s game in Philadelphia tied at 1 in their opening-round series. Pittsburgh destroyed the Flyers in the opener, 7-0; Philadelphia came back with a 5-1 win in Game 2.

Man City Win Premier League After West Brom Beat Man United Man City Win Premier League After West Brom Beat Man United

Manchester United came back from two goals down last weekend to prevent Man City from winning the Premier League. It was a memorable 3-2 win in the Manchester derby; it wouldn’t stop City from winning the league, but it was at least a nice moment.

Here’s Mike Moustakas Hitting A Homer In The Snow Here’s Mike Moustakas Hitting A Homer In The Snow

It started snowing around the sixth inning of the Angels-Royals game last night, and by the time Mike Moustakas came to the plate in the bottom of the eighth inning it was really coming down.

Serge Ibaka Got Hit In The Dick And Balls

Through three quarters, Kelly Oubre had no points in today’s NBA playoff opener for the Washington Wizards. What he did have was an amazing pass right into Serge Ibaka’s dick and balls.

Man City Is On The Cusp Of A Premier League Title Man City Is On The Cusp Of A Premier League Title

Manchester City is one of the best teams in the world. City is running away with the English Premier League this season. But the last two weeks have been one of the worst for City in recent memory.

How Pat Burrell Set The Home-Run Record... In A Sci-Fi Novel About Killer Prehistoric Sharks How Pat Burrell Set The Home-Run Record... In A Sci-Fi Novel About Killer Prehistoric Sharks

Steve Alten grew up in Philadelphia. He went to schools—Penn State, Delaware, Temple—that Philly kids go to. And, though he lives in South Florida now, he’s still a huge Philadelphia sports fan.

This Is What Playoff Hockey In Vegas Looks Like

The Vegas Golden Knights, the expansion NHL team that somehow won its division, were the best story in hockey this year.

Daniel Bryan’s Return To Wrestling Has Been Great Daniel Bryan’s Return To Wrestling Has Been Great

One of the unfortunate drawbacks of WrestleMania 34’s crowded card: Daniel Bryan’s return to wrestling got lost in the shuffle. It was probably unavoidable. Where else should Bryan return but at WrestleMania in New Orleans, where he won the WWE championship in four years earlier?

A 10-Year-Old Boy Is No Longer A WWE Tag Team Champion A 10-Year-Old Boy Is No Longer A WWE Tag Team Champion

One of the best moments of Sunday’s long WrestleMania was the Raw tag team championship match. Braun Strowman, the monster who’s been terrorizing WWE in an incredibly entertaining fashion for about a year now, picked a random (“random”) child out of the stands as his partner for the tag team title match at…

Andrew Luck: I Still Haven’t Thrown A Real Football Andrew Luck: I Still Haven’t Thrown A Real Football

Andrew Luck missed all of the 2017 season. At Colts minicamp today, he spoke with reporters for the first time in 2018. How’s his rehab from injury going?

This Was The Most Batshit Part Of Paterno

HBO’s Paterno, an excuse for Al Pacino to put on makeup and shuffle around in what were essentially pajamas, premiered Saturday. The movie covered when the Jerry Sandusky scandal broke, and the leadup to Penn State firing football coach Joe Paterno. The Paterno family called the movie “a fictionalized portrayal of…

Six Games In, Everyone Already Hates Gabe Kapler Six Games In, Everyone Already Hates Gabe Kapler

On Thursday, the Phillies won their home opener for the first time since 2011. They did so easily, in a 5-0 win over the Marlins where Miami had just four baserunners. The game even ended in 3 hours, 3 minutes. Pretty quick for a game where the Phillies saw 177 pitches! It was a great day at the ballpark.

Let Me Show You My Pogs: Bad Boy Club

Bad Boy Club sounds like an aggro brand, but it was actually founded out of 1980s San Diego surf culture. The Bad Boy Club logo featured a flat-topped muscle man flexing his bicep with a spike-studded bracelet. You’d see it on bumper stickers, so that people knew that vehicle’s driver was a certified Bad Boy.

An Interview With A Man Who Climbed A Street Pole After Villanova’s National Championship

Two years ago, Simon Pinela watched as the Villanova Wildcats win the national championship on a buzzer beater. He was a junior in high school, and it sparked an interest in Villanova as a college choice.

John Kruk Hints At The Gross Thing He Did As A Player During Rain Delays John Kruk Hints At The Gross Thing He Did As A Player During Rain Delays

Today’s Phillies-Mets game broadcast only on Facebook was fittingly delayed nearly two hours due to rain, so announcer Scott Braun asked color commentator Cliff Floyd what he did to pass the time during rain delays. Floyd said he’d text with friends, watch whatever other game was on, and try to stay calm. Then Braun…

The Sixers Beat The Nets So Badly They Played The Sixers Victory Song With 11 Seconds Left The Sixers Beat The Nets So Badly They Played The Sixers Victory Song With 11 Seconds Left

The Sixers do not have Joel Embiid for the foreseeable future. He’s out after surgery for a fractured orbital bone. So far, that has not mattered.

Report: Dumb Beer Ad Phrase Banned From The Masters Report: Dumb Beer Ad Phrase Banned From The Masters

There’s a buzz around this year’s Masters. Tiger Woods is back. “This might be the wildest year in Masters history,” CBS Sports reports. But the biggest news out of Augusta National this week is this: A popular, stupid beer catchphrase has been banned.

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