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Let’s Remember The Wildwood Boardwalk T-Shirts Of Summer 2018 Let’s Remember The Wildwood Boardwalk T-Shirts Of Summer 2018

Summer is almost over. But the sweet memories of those last months remain: Sweating through your clothes, forgetting to correctly apply sunscreen and getting burnt, getting so drunk you embarrass yourself, forgetting your sunglasses and not being able to see. And also some good things, too, presumably.

How Golf Digest Started A Movement To Free A Man Wrongfully Convicted Of Murder How Golf Digest Started A Movement To Free A Man Wrongfully Convicted Of Murder

Golf Digest is not a political publication. Recent stories include “2018 Ryder Cup frequently asked questions” and “Web.com Tour introduces the Evans Scholars Invitational to schedule, with all proceeds aiding caddies’ college scholarships.” Many of the cover lines in the monthly print issue are about improving your…

Ex-Bills WR: There’s Nothing To Do In Buffalo But Fuck Ex-Bills WR: There’s Nothing To Do In Buffalo But Fuck

Jordan Matthews signed with the Eagles today. The receiver, who was with Philadelphia for the first three seasons of his NFL career, was signed to boost the team’s depleted receiving corps. Matthews spent last season with the Bills—the Eagles had traded him and a draft pick for cornerback Ronald Darby—and today told…

Golf Digest Helped Free An Innocent Man From Prison Golf Digest Helped Free An Innocent Man From Prison

In 2012, Golf Digest published a first-person essay by Valentino Dixon (co-written with Max Adler, the magazine’s editorial director). Dixon had never played golf, never even stepped foot on a golf course; he was an inmate at Attica Correctional Facility in New York. He was serving 39-to-life for a 1991 murder.

Sunday Was Hell Day For Kickers Sunday Was Hell Day For Kickers

“Professional football placekicker” has to be a tough job. Either you make all your kicks and people think you’ve done what’s expected of you, or you miss one (or two! Or three or four!) and you get trashed and maybe fired.

WWE’s Cage Matches Have Way Too Much Interference WWE’s Cage Matches Have Way Too Much Interference

It had been a long PPV—WWE’s Hell in a Cell 2018 clocked in at 3 hours, 40 minutes and 48 seconds plus a pre-show with a match—and by the time the main event was over, what should have been a thrilling match was bogged down by an exhausting parade of interference.

Taiwan Jones Injured On Helmet-To-Head Hit Taiwan Jones Injured On Helmet-To-Head Hit

Taiwan Jones suffered a scary-looking injury in the third quarter of the Bills’ game against the Chargers today. He picked up a muffed punt, lost his helmet and took a helmet-to-head hit in his own end zone.

Eliud Kipchoge Breaks Marathon World Record By More Than A Minute Eliud Kipchoge Breaks Marathon World Record By More Than A Minute

There’s a new marathon world record—and it’s quite a bit faster than the old one.

The Dream of the ’90s (Clunky Platform Shoe) Is Alive And Well The Dream of the ’90s (Clunky Platform Shoe) Is Alive And Well

This week, Deadspin and Jezebel swap beats to celebrate America’s most dangerous and controversial pastimes: football and fashion, two sports that have far more in common than you think.

Appalachian State Fans Boo Referee After He Pronounces It “Appa-Lay-Shun”

There’s one way to identify yourself as an outsider to residents of Appalachia: Pronounce it “Appa-lay-shun.” That got one college football referee in trouble on Saturday.

Aaron Rodgers Leaves Game With Knee Injury [Updates]

Aaron Rodgers fully healed from his broken collarbone last season, but he couldn’t get through the Packers’ season opener before hurting his knee.

Here’s Every Goal In Manchester United Women’s 12-0 Rout

Manchester United formed a women’s team again this year, thirteen years after the club disbanded its previous women’s squad. The team won its first game and lost its second in the FA Women’s League Cup. Today United played its first game in the FA Women’s Championship, the new second-tier league in England.

This Is The Best Week To Go To The Beach This Is The Best Week To Go To The Beach

WILDWOOD CREST, N.J. — The shot felt good off my hands. I pumped my fist when it went through the net and called it a day. You have to end on a make. I left the basketball court and went straight to the beach. I swam in the ocean. Later I jumped in a pool. After that I walked to my favorite pizza place. Then I went to…

The Eagles Successfully Ran The Play That Tom Brady Couldn't Complete In The Super Bowl

The Eagles’ offense had basically done nothing all night. They were booed at halftime in the first game of the NFL season. But in the third quarter, the team faced a third down in Falcons territory, so what did they do? They ran the trick play the Patriots failed to execute in the Super Bowl.

Eagles Fans Boo Defending Super Bowl Champs Off Field At Halftime

The Philadelphia Eagles unveiled their Super Bowl banner tonight. Thirty minutes of game action later, Philadelphia fans booed the team off the field.

Maybe Don't Dress Like Andre the Giant Maybe Don't Dress Like Andre the Giant

Andre the Giant was billed at 7-foot-4 and 520 pounds. He was huge, and he was great. He was reportedly a good guy in real life, too. He even has one of the great pro wrestler crossover roles, as Fezzik in The Princess Bride. He is a legendary human.

Let's Remember Some Guys: WCW With Nick Aldis Part II

May 19, 1990 was WCW’s Capital Combat pay-per-view, and the event was promoted with an added bonus: RoboCop himself would be there. The tagline for the show was actually “Return of Robocop,” though RoboCop hadn’t really appeared in wrestling before. But RoboCop 2 opened a month later. The poster for the event even…

Whenever José Mourinho Faces Pressure, He Brings Up A World Crisis

On Monday, Manchester United manager José Mourinho stormed out of a press conference after his squad fell to Tottenham, 3-0. “3-0,” he said. “But also mean, three Premierships, and I’ve won more Premierships alone than the other 19 managers together.” He kept saying “respect” as he walked off stage.

Alleged Thief Crashes Stolen Truck Full Of Paint, Ends Up Covered In Paint

Workers closed a lane on the 100 block of South Queen Street in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, yesterday morning. They could not have possibly predicted what would end up happening as a result.

Browns OL Coach Bob Wylie: Stretching Is Overrated Because We Won Two World Wars Without It

Bob Wylie has 25 years of NFL coaching experience, with another 20 years in college and the CFL. The Browns’ offensive line coach even helps the programmers for the Madden series develop realistic-looking O-line play. According to his Browns bio, he’s also “a licensed pilot, an amateur magician and an accomplished…

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