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Ariana Grande Is Very Sorry For Pissing People Off With '7 Rings' Ariana Grande Is Very Sorry For Pissing People Off With '7 Rings'

Since Ariana Grande dropped her latest song “7 Rings,” along with a candy-pink video that split the distance between bisexual lighting and a bronzer accident, she has been accused of stealing multiple other artists’ flow and video concepts particularly in relation to weave, with messy results all around.

Bebe Rexha, Size 8, Says Some Designers Won't Dress Her For the Grammys Because She's 'Too Big' Bebe Rexha, Size 8, Says Some Designers Won't Dress Her For the Grammys Because She's 'Too Big'

Like many pop stars, Bebe Rexha is readying herself for the Grammys, which are coming up on February 10. Perhaps unlike some other pop stars, Bebe Rexha’s Grammys dress search is bumping up against fashion’s absolutely ridiculous sizeism, with measurement requirements so retrograde and stringent it feels like, I don’t…

Deciem Founder Brandon Truaxe Has Died [Updated]

Brandon Truaxe, the founder of skincare company Deciem whose 2018 was marked by bizarre social media posts and an eventual ouster as CEO, has died. Employees of the company, which manufactures the cult skincare brand The Ordinary, were informed Monday morning in an email, as first reported by Fashionista and confirmed…

Cardi B Knows Her Politics, Will Dog-Walk You If You Come For Her Cardi B Knows Her Politics, Will Dog-Walk You If You Come For Her

Cardi B is well known for her rigor in political science, her fandom of Franklin Delano Roosevelt, and her keen interest in current events. She is also known for not suffering fools and, over the last couple of days, has had to educate some unfortunate people who have come for her regarding her political cognizance.…

Kamala Harris Pays Homage to Shirley Chisholm in Her Presidential Campaign Announcement Kamala Harris Pays Homage to Shirley Chisholm in Her Presidential Campaign Announcement

Senator Kamala Harris (D-CA) officially announced her bid for president Monday morning, simultaneously releasing a campaign video on her Twitter account while detailing her 2020 plans on Good Morning America. The clip emphasized Harris’s campaign slogan—Kamala Harris for the People—and the “values we as Americans…

The Blac Chyna and Alexis Skyy Beef Was About Rob Kardashian All Along The Blac Chyna and Alexis Skyy Beef Was About Rob Kardashian All Along

Love & Hip-Hop Hollywood star Alexis Skyy got into a fight with Blac Chyna at a house party last weekend, which supposedly ended up in drinks thrown and someone or another almost catching hands. Now it’s being reported that their beef is over Rob Kardashian, who recently began officially and publicly dating Alexis,…

Jesus Definitely Took the Wheel in Katherine Schwarzenegger and Chris Pratt's Whirlwind Romance Jesus Definitely Took the Wheel in Katherine Schwarzenegger and Chris Pratt's Whirlwind Romance

“When the two crossed paths last spring,” writes E! Online’s Sara Grossbart in her epic recounting of Katherine Schwarzenegger and Chris Pratt’s romance, “they were content to let Jesus take the wheel so to speak.”

Fuck These Bougie Cats

Generally I’ll give a cat a pass on most things: Meowling incessantly for food one hour after it has been fed, scratching and biting me when I try to pet it, puking all over my kitchen floor at four in the morning. These are obviously examples specific to my own two cats—which unfortunately have rhyming names, which I…

Hold On to Your Breakfast, Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger Are Getting Hitched Hold On to Your Breakfast, Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger Are Getting Hitched

Here’s the blockbuster crossover film Hollywood couldn’t have conjured: Star-Lord teams up with Spawn of Terminator to live in love and spread the word of “faith”—for eternity! On Monday morning, Chris Pratt, 39, announced via Instagram that he and Katherine Schwarzenegger, the 29-year-old author who’s been publicly…

Jerry Seinfeld and Jimmy Kimmel: FEUDING??? Jerry Seinfeld and Jimmy Kimmel: FEUDING???

It is the slowest gossip Wednesday in a fortnight and change, and therefore Dirt Bag brings you the dudefightiest of dudefights: the alleged dudefight between king comedy dude Jerry Seinfeld, and prince late-night show Jimmy Kimmel, an unlikely meetup of wisecracking doughboys.

Introducing the Jezebel Cunt Infinity Shirt Introducing the Jezebel Cunt Infinity Shirt

“Cunt” is not generally meant as a compliment when lobbed towards us in our inboxes and mentions, but it’s the dis that’s always the funniest to have provoked. In the U.S., at least, “cunt” as a pejorative is reserved for the prickliest of people, those whose mere existences are the most disagreeably putrid and vile.…

Chrissy Metz Definitely Did Not Call Alison Brie a Bitch, OK? Chrissy Metz Definitely Did Not Call Alison Brie a Bitch, OK?

The big drama from Sunday night’s Golden Globes, aside from the fact that A Star Is Born won nothing!, was whether Chrissy Metz called Alison Brie a bitch on a hot mic, an incident that was rumored to have happened during a truly awkward, delayed throw to Alison Brie “on the other side of the red carpet” during the…

Every Look On the 76th Golden Globes Red Carpet Every Look On the 76th Golden Globes Red Carpet

It feels entirely too early for awards season to have begun again, but at least we’re opening with a fun one: if you’ll recall, the Hollywood Foreign Press Assocation, being non-American, doesn’t have weird rules about getting loaded during a 100-hour ceremony, so all your faves on TV and film can grease the pomp with…

Fact Check: Viserion Already Destroyed the Wall, Mr. President 

President Trump’s assertion on Thursday that “The Wall Is Coming” utilized his favorite form of communication—social media, in this case Instagram—to reiterate his stated policy and apparent sole philosophical purpose at the moment: That the wall is “coming.” On the post, his visage loomed ominously, and he rehashed a…

Tiffany Haddish Was Just Turnt During Her Apparently Bad New Year's Eve Show, It's Fine Tiffany Haddish Was Just Turnt During Her Apparently Bad New Year's Eve Show, It's Fine

Tiffany Haddish’s New Year’s Eve comedy set in Miami was supposedly a bomb, during which she forgot jokes, messed up other ones, and ultimately just sat down with fans and drank as other attendees headed for the exits. While she apologized onstage and was self-aware at how it was going, she now has a plausible…

Sophia Grace Is 15 and Not Living By Your Stupid Rules! 

Sophia Grace, once a wee viral star whose “Super Bass” interpretation landed her on Ellen for a performance and a surprise meet-and-greet with Nicki Minaj, has gone through many phases in her eight-year career, begun when she was just 7. Now 15, she’s come a long way from making “Best Friends,” Jezebel’s favorite song…

Jennifer Lawrence Got Extremely Stoned and Accosted a Lady Over a Port-a-Potty Jennifer Lawrence Got Extremely Stoned and Accosted a Lady Over a Port-a-Potty

I didn’t necessarily peg Jennifer Lawrence as the kind of person who would freak out on weed, but then I suppose this story fits nicely into the whole quirky-gal-doin-thangs persona, since she is a quirky gal out here doing things. The Howard Stern Show recently shared a previously unseen clip from a February 2018…

Rihanna Rihport: The Year in Rihview 2018 Rihanna Rihport: The Year in Rihview 2018

Rihanna is the most important millennial of our time. The Rihanna Rihport is where we chronicle the magnitude of her lived existence.

Is Emily Blunt Getting Paid Half of What Co-Star The Rock Is Earning for Jungle Cruise? Is Emily Blunt Getting Paid Half of What Co-Star The Rock Is Earning for Jungle Cruise?

Forgive me if I’m already deeply suspicious of the Jungle Cruise film, another Disney movie based on a Disney ride that still somehow relies on racist stereotypes (and also a pretty shitty grasp of geography), even though it won’t be out until summer of 2020. But here’s another reason for skepticism: TMZ, citing…

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