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Idiot On The Field In Yankee Stadium Gets Taken Out Near Second Base Idiot On The Field In Yankee Stadium Gets Taken Out Near Second Base

An idiot on the field at Yankee Stadium got dropped by security like he was a running back in the Meadowlands during the seventh inning of tonight’s Twins-Yankees game. The broadcast cameras refused to show him (ugh), but two fan videos—and the brilliant photo seen above—captured most of the event.

Adrián Beltré Tried To Scam His Way From First To Third Adrián Beltré Tried To Scam His Way From First To Third

It wasn’t quite as iconic as the absolutely perfect time he moved the on-deck circle last year. But Adrián Beltré continues to be the best in the world at turning otherwise mundane baseball plays into bursts of fun. In this case, it didn’t amount to anything tangible for his team, but you have to admire the…

Liverpool Fans Get Rowdy, Hop On Police Vans Liverpool Fans Get Rowdy, Hop On Police Vans

After the madness of the post-apocalyptic scenes from Liverpool’s Champions League quarterfinal home leg against Manchester City, it’s hard to act surprised when a European night at Anfield results in some dangerously intense fan behavior. Liverpool’s festivities ahead of their semifinal against Roma weren’t any…

Report: Sports Anchor Booted From Warriors-Spurs Series After He Stole Steph Curry's Bodyguard's Jacket Report: Sports Anchor Booted From Warriors-Spurs Series After He Stole Steph Curry's Bodyguard's Jacket

Bay Area ABC7 sports anchor Mike Shumann was sent home from San Antonio and kept off the air for Sunday’s Warriors-Spurs game after he was caught stealing the jacket of the Golden State Warriors’ director of team security, according to The Athletic.

Arkansas Women's Tennis Team Schedules Six Matches In One Day Against Cupcake Opponent To Earn Tournament Eligibility [Update] Arkansas Women's Tennis Team Schedules Six Matches In One Day Against Cupcake Opponent To Earn Tournament Eligibility [Update]

Arkansas women’s tennis had a surprisingly strong run in the SEC Tournament last week, making it all the way to the semifinals despite finishing 11th in regular season conference play. It was enough of a run to give the school hopes of an at-large bid in the upcoming NCAA tournament, if not for one problem: Arkansas’s…

Mariners Turn Triple Play After Evan Gattis Forgets How Many Outs There Are

The Mariners fortuitously escaped a jam in the fourth inning against the Astros today when Houston’s Evan Gattis made a Little League-level mistake and forgot how many outs there were, gifting Seattle a triple play.

Let's Remember Some Guys: 1987 Baseball Guys

When we introduced a gum component last week on Let’s Remember Some Guys, the payoff was kind of weak. David Roth remembered all but one guy, so he only had to pop in one piece of thick, stale gum. In this week’s episode, however, he experiences several lapses in memory and consumes approximately two pounds of Dubble…

I'm Pleased To Inform You That Filip Forsberg Is At It Again

When we last saw Filip Forsberg scoring for Nashville, he was putting the finishing touches on a Game 1 win against the Avalanche with a goal of pure sorcery. After a quieter two games, Forsberg’s magic has reappeared in Game 4, opening the scoring with a hurricane of a breakout goal that may have forced Colorado…

NHL Refs Are Blowing The Most Important Calls Of The Playoffs

The NHL announced today that Winnipeg’s Josh Morrissey would be suspended for his team’s Game 5 against the Wild, after Morrissey smashed Minnesota’s Eric Staal with a cross check to the back of the head in Game 4.

Ender Inciarte's Home-Run Robbery Was So Good It Fooled The Phillies Announcer Ender Inciarte's Home-Run Robbery Was So Good It Fooled The Phillies Announcer

Braves center fielder Ender Inciarte covered a tremendous amount of ground to get to a Scott Kingery home run attempt in tonight’s Atlanta-Philly game. And even after he got to the wall in left-center, he had to stretch himself as high as possible to snag the long fly ball.

Deadspin Up All Night: Breaking Their Hearts Just To Stay Off The Street Deadspin Up All Night: Breaking Their Hearts Just To Stay Off The Street

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The Most Erotic Bullet Points About This Year's NFL Draft Prospects The Most Erotic Bullet Points About This Year's NFL Draft Prospects

Here’s a tweet that confirms something already known: NFL draft scouting can often be extremely dumb and completely ridiculous.

The Goddamn Golden Knights Just Swept The Kings The Goddamn Golden Knights Just Swept The Kings

Marc-André Fleury is dominating the NHL playoffs again, and the expansion Vegas Golden Knights are cruising to the second round for the first time ever in their first opportunity ever. Vegas beat the Kings 1-0 Tuesday night to sweep their opening round opponents, and they’re the first team to get a playoff sweep in…

Jrue Holiday Decided The Pelicans Would Win (And They Did) Jrue Holiday Decided The Pelicans Would Win (And They Did)

The Pelicans went up 2-0 on the Blazers in their first-round series Tuesday night with a 111-102 road win. They did this thanks in part to main man Anthony Davis—who picked up a 22-point double-double—but mostly because point guard Jrue Holiday took the game over and willed the Pelicans to a narrow victory with a…

Shohei Ohtani Got Yanked After Just Two Innings Shohei Ohtani Got Yanked After Just Two Innings

Shohei Ohtani had his first truly bad game of his young MLB career tonight, as the Japanese phenom only pitched two rocky innings against the Red Sox before he got pulled by his manager. Mookie Betts set the tone for the outing, hitting a 3-2 pitch into left-center field for a lead-off homer, and Ohtani couldn’t quite…

Capitals Somehow Manage Not To Lose An Overtime Playoff Game

It had been two games of the same script so far in the Capitals-Blue Jackets series—Washington loses on a gut punch in overtime—but tonight, the Caps themselves actually caught a bit of luck, as they survived double overtime to beat Columbus on the road in Game 3, 3-2.

Suddenly, Jaylen Brown Is The Celtics' New Leader Suddenly, Jaylen Brown Is The Celtics' New Leader

The Boston Celtics are generally broken and injured for this year’s playoffs, but after a 120-106 win to take a 2-0 series lead over the Bucks, they’re in prime position to survive at least the first round. And for both of the Celtics’ wins so far in the postseason, they owe a huge debt to Jaylen Brown, the sophomore…

Francisco Lindor Dinged A Homer In San Juan And Everyone Went Nuts

Cleveland and Minnesota are playing baseball in San Juan tonight, which marks Puerto Rico’s first meaningful MLB game since 2010. That makes this otherwise pretty random April match-up extremely meaningful for Cleveland’s most lovable player—shortstop Francisco Lindor. Lindor was born in Caguas, 20 miles from San…

Deadspin Up All Night: Play The Drum A Little Louder Deadspin Up All Night: Play The Drum A Little Louder

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Pro-Trump Spurs Fans Willingly Show Their Asses, Complain About Gregg Popovich's Politics Pro-Trump Spurs Fans Willingly Show Their Asses, Complain About Gregg Popovich's Politics

The Washington Post today published a Cletus safari of Donald Trump supporters, but with a twist—these people are also fans of the San Antonio Spurs, whose coach, Gregg Popovich, isn’t shy about giving his liberal takes to the press. Popovich’s criticism of the president—and not the fact that the seventh-seeded Spurs…

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