It’s the second day of Second Place Week.... and a Tuesday. I’m sure it’ll be fanfuckingtastic.
One day down in Second Place week. I am unimpressed so far. How’s it going with you?
It’s Monday and the beginning of Second Place Week.... I’m sure you’re excited and that Snax’ll be along later to explain whatever that’s about.
Well, that’s it for Ocean Week and Father’s Day. How’d everything go?
BBC Earth and Ocean X Media are trying to provide a little education about our oceans. It also works pretty well for stress relief.
What’s up? Big Caturday plans? I’m sleeping in for as long as possible.
Hey! Hey! Wake up! It’s the end of the week! Are you excited?
We’re almost there.... one day to go. Gonna make it?
Halfway done. How’s your week going?
So did Tuesday come crashing down on you today?
It’s Tuesday... which means you may as well be that fish right there... because fuck that fish in particular.
Fucking hell, today was a Monday. What’s up with you?
It’s Monday. I’m sure you’ll accomplish a lot of important things today.
That’s it for Amusement Park Week. Time to get back to work tomorrow!
My Caturday was more difficult than was necessary. How was yours?
What kind of excitement do you have lined up for the weekend?
Deep-fried Oreos, Elephant Ears, Funnel Cakes, and more... There’s no shortage of artery-blocking, coronary-causing, diabeetus-inducing options to choose from at your various theme parks, carnivals, and fairs.... all either deep-fried and/or probably served on a stick.
It’s the end of the week, AND it’s World Oceans Day! What do you have planned?
One more day to go, kids.