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Seriously, This Loser Gave Clemson French Fries In Little Presidential Cups Seriously, This Loser Gave Clemson French Fries In Little Presidential Cups

I was ready to move on from Donald Trump’s fast-food dinner for the title-winning Clemson Tigers’ White House visit yesterday, but these shots from AP photographer Susan Walsh are too good to pass by without comment. He had the fries put in cups with the presidential seal on them. Presidential fries!

This Dude Really Served Clemson Boxed-Up Fast Food On A Bunch Of Fancy Trays This Dude Really Served Clemson Boxed-Up Fast Food On A Bunch Of Fancy Trays

Earlier today, President Donald Trump boasted about getting a bunch of fast food for the college football national champions, who were visiting the White House tonight, and he really did it! Take a gander at those carefully arranged sauce packets in a dish on top of a tray, for no reason.

Adam Gase's Eyes Introduced To New York Media

The New York Jets do not have a Freddie Kitchens, who seems like he could be a delight even if he ends up sucking at his job. No, their new head coach is Adam Gase, the previously lauded offensive genius who lasted three seasons with the Dolphins before he was fired. The most notable takeaway from his presser today is…

Maori Davenport, Who Was Screwed Over By USA Basketball's Mistake, Can Play High School Ball For Now Maori Davenport, Who Was Screwed Over By USA Basketball's Mistake, Can Play High School Ball For Now

Charles Henderson High School basketball player and Rutgers recruit Maori Davenport can play in her team’s game tonight thanks to an emergency motion by a Pike County Circuit judge. Until today, she had been ineligible for her senior season due to USA Basketball’s fuckup, which was compounded by the Alabama High…

This Was Somehow Called An Unsportsmanlike Foul On Louisville 

Either Notre Dame’s Brianna Turner slipped or she’s a shameless flopper, but regardless of how she ended up on the floor, Louisville forward Bionca Dunham shouldn’t have been hit with a flagrant-1 for simply playing defense here.

Great, The Steelers Are Going To Do This Whole Shit Again With Antonio Brown Great, The Steelers Are Going To Do This Whole Shit Again With Antonio Brown

The Pittsburgh Steelers spent a significant portion of their 2018 season alienating running back Le’Veon Bell for wanting job security, then the players who were there argued with each other, and then they had to hope for the Browns to win in order to get into the playoffs. (The Browns did not win.) The team appears…

Arizona High School Ref Fired For Asking If Basketball Team Had Their Green Cards Arizona High School Ref Fired For Asking If Basketball Team Had Their Green Cards

Tuesday’s freshman boys basketball game in Arizona between Walden Grove High School and Pueblo High School got off to a racist start when, before tipoff, an official asked Pueblo’s coach if his players had their green cards. You know, that charming little regional joke about how a predominantly Hispanic high school…

Robbie Gould, The Best Kicker In Bears History, Was At Their Playoff Loss Robbie Gould, The Best Kicker In Bears History, Was At Their Playoff Loss

Bears fans might be having a rough Monday after Cody Parkey’s double-doink kept them from advancing in the playoffs, but this may provide some solace: The best kicker in the history of their franchise was in the stands watching.

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The Booger Mobile Has Been Decommissioned For The Season, And Possibly Forever The Booger Mobile Has Been Decommissioned For The Season, And Possibly Forever

Bad news for all those Boogerheads out there: ESPN will not be utilizing Booger McFarland’s whimsical and obnoxiously large contraption for this weekend’s Colts-Texans wild-card playoff game. The Booger Mobile’s aspirations for world domination have hit a snag.

That Is Definitely Not How You Pronounce That Name That Is Definitely Not How You Pronounce That Name

Louisville Metro Police Officer Deidre Mengedoht was killed during a traffic stop right before Christmas, when her cruiser was rammed by a truck driver, who was later charged with murder and operating a vehicle under the influence. On a Dec. 29 broadcast, WPSD’s Brianna Clark reported on her funeral and ended up…

These NFL Coaches Sucked Enough To Get Fired This Year These NFL Coaches Sucked Enough To Get Fired This Year

Hue Jackson and Mike McCarthy were horrible enough to get canned during the regular season, but now that Week 17's wrapped up, it’s time for all the other disappointing NFL head coaches to join them in the Great Coordinator Gig in the Sky. Here’s a brief roundup of everyone who’s been canned today.

The College Football Coaching Carousel Is Busted The College Football Coaching Carousel Is Busted

Miami Hurricanes defensive coordinator Manny Diaz had accepted the head coaching position for Temple on Dec. 13. Although the Canes still had their bowl game later in the month, Diaz was locked in for the early signing period, so as to keep his new school’s recruits and convince them that it was worth staying for his…

Please Stop Using Baseball To Describe Football Please Stop Using Baseball To Describe Football

A home run has never happened in a football game, and yet home runs can be found all over writing about the sport, mainly when it comes to transactions. A new coach is a “home-run hire.” Wow! A team “hit a home run” with its draft picks. Okay!

Dwayne Harris Is A Special-Teams Genius Dwayne Harris Is A Special-Teams Genius

In the NFL, if a player on the punting team touches the ball first before it lands in the end zone, a player on the return team can scoop it up and advance it without worrying about a fumble; the turnover wouldn’t count against them. Raiders return man Dwayne Harris is quite familiar with this rule, and it helped him…

Texas High School Football Title Game Ends With A Pretty Sweet Hail Mary Texas High School Football Title Game Ends With A Pretty Sweet Hail Mary

This Texas high school football highlight is from Saturday, but it ages well. Galena Park North Shore defeated Duncanville, 41-36, in the Class 6A Division I final after Dematrius Davis connected with A.J. Carter on a 45-yard Hail Mary as time expired.

Jets Deny That They'll Try To Woo Milk Fiend Jim Harbaugh Jets Deny That They'll Try To Woo Milk Fiend Jim Harbaugh

Though this isn’t as strange a rumor as Condoleezza Rice to the Browns, ProFootballTalk’s Mike Florio says a league source told him that after the season concludes, the New York Jets want to throw a buttload of money at Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh and see if he’s interested. Huh!

Skins Cut D.J. Swearinger After He's Honest About The Team's Crummy Defensive Coordinator Skins Cut D.J. Swearinger After He's Honest About The Team's Crummy Defensive Coordinator

As the Eagles snuck by the Texans on a last-second field goal, what was spiritually official a month ago became actually official: The Skins can’t make the playoffs. Surely the team will fit a lot of infighting into the season’s final week. It’s already started by the release of a Pro Bowl player on Christmas Eve.

Dunking, Autofellating Otter At Oregon Zoo Dies At 20

Eddie, a sea otter at the Oregon Zoo, died this morning, as reported by the Oregonian. He was 20, a remarkably old age for otters, which usually live to be around 15. His main pastimes were dunking a little ball into a hoop, and blowing himself.

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