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The IOC's Pro-Olympics Propaganda Video Is As Shameless As It Gets The IOC's Pro-Olympics Propaganda Video Is As Shameless As It Gets

You want to see some shit? Here’s some shit, courtesy of the International Olympic Committee:

Here Is Just A Totally Absurd Von Miller Highlight Here Is Just A Totally Absurd Von Miller Highlight

Few things on a football field are easier to overlook than what goes on at the line of scrimmage. But sometimes a player does something so spectacular within that grunting tangle of limbs and padding that it can’t help but stand out as a highlight. Von Miller is one player capable of producing such highlights, and he…

The Cardinals Shouldn't Be Allowed To Do This To David Johnson The Cardinals Shouldn't Be Allowed To Do This To David Johnson

The Arizona Cardinals, a team brewed in the depths of a toilet, possess a great gift. They have David Johnson, which means they have something that many NFL teams do not have: a running back who can stay on the field for all three downs and is just as dangerous as a receiver as he is a runner. Someone should tell the…

NBA Developmental League To Offer $125,000 Contracts To Top High School Prospects NBA Developmental League To Offer $125,000 Contracts To Top High School Prospects

The NBA’s developmental league has unveiled a program that could greatly loosen the NCAA’s grip on top high school basketball prospects. The league will begin offering what it calls “Select Contracts” that pay $125,000 for one year to just-graduated high school players who would rather forgo a one-and-done year at the…

Old Man Wayne Rooney Adds Ridiculous Free-Kick Goal To MLS Highlight Reel Old Man Wayne Rooney Adds Ridiculous Free-Kick Goal To MLS Highlight Reel

Former Manchester United star Wayne Rooney’s first season in MLS was already a huge success before last night’s game against Toronto. He came into it with nine goals and seven assists in 18 appearances, and as the owner of one of the best soccer highlights you’ll ever see. In the 18th minute of last night’s game,…

Big Fucking Shock: The NFL's Move To L.A. Looks To Be A Financial Disaster Big Fucking Shock: The NFL's Move To L.A. Looks To Be A Financial Disaster

From the moment each team arrived in L.A., it was clear that nobody who actually lived there gave a shit about the Rams or Chargers. Both teams have struggled mightily to sell out their stadiums, and the fans who do show up tend to be fans of the opposing squads. It’s not all that surprising then to see something like…

After All That, Jimmy Butler Is Ready To Play For The Timberwolves Tonight After All That, Jimmy Butler Is Ready To Play For The Timberwolves Tonight

Jimmy Butler went about trying to launch himself off the team he no longer wants to play for about as loudly and obnoxiously as possible. There was the trade demand, followed by the staged and vindictive practice, followed by post-practice shit-talking on national TV. Despite all that, the Minnesota Timberwolves are…

Montana School District Denies It Knew About Athletic Trainer's Decades Of Sexual Abuse  Montana School District Denies It Knew About Athletic Trainer's Decades Of Sexual Abuse 

The Miles City Unified School District in Montana has denied that it had any knowledge of sexual abuse carried out by James “Doc” Jensen, who was an athletic trainer at a Custer County high school from the early 1970s through 1998. The denial was in response to a lawsuit filed against the school district on behalf of…

Ass Team Of The Week: The Raiders Are A Pestilence

Welcome to Ass Team Of The Week, a recurring feature in which we celebrate the most butt teams the NFL has to offer.

State Senator Karin Housley, Wife Of Sabres Head Coach, Once Compared Michelle Obama To A Chimp State Senator Karin Housley, Wife Of Sabres Head Coach, Once Compared Michelle Obama To A Chimp

Karin Housley is a state senator in Minnesota and the wife of Buffalo Sabres head coach Phil Housley. She is also, according to the Huffington Post, one of those people who liked to make racist jokes on Facebook during the Obama administration.

Orlando Arcia Is Hilarious Orlando Arcia Is Hilarious

It was amusing when Brewers shortstop Orlando Arcia, one of the very worst regular-season hitters in the league and a guy Milwaukee sent to the minors multiple times in 2018, guided them to a Game 163 victory over the Cubs with four hits. What he’s done since then is downright hysterical.

Jalen Ramsey Has Reached The "Give The Same Answer To Every Question" Stage Of The Season Jalen Ramsey Has Reached The "Give The Same Answer To Every Question" Stage Of The Season

Maybe you’re a real smart guy who predicted that last year’s trip to the AFC Championship game was going to go down as more of an aberration for this era of Jaguars football rather than a sign of things to come. But nobody could have been prepared for Jacksonville’s defense, the unanimous Best Defense In The NFL,…

Breeland Speaks Says He Let Tom Brady Go Because He Was Afraid Of Being Penalized Breeland Speaks Says He Let Tom Brady Go Because He Was Afraid Of Being Penalized

It ultimately didn’t matter much, because there was a defensive holding call on the play that would have given the Pats a first-and-goal, but the oddest play of last night’s thrilling Chiefs-Patriots game belonged to Chiefs linebacker Breeland Speaks.

Tom Thibodeau Seems Pretty Okay With Jimmy Butler Taking A Doo-Doo On His Whole Team Tom Thibodeau Seems Pretty Okay With Jimmy Butler Taking A Doo-Doo On His Whole Team

Jimmy Butler does not want to play for the Minnesota Timberwolves. He’s made this desire perfectly clear, first by demanding a trade and then by staging a media circus built on the one-two punch of humiliating his teammates in practice and then going on TV immediately afterwards to continue shitting on them. Now would…

You Can't Hide Eli Manning You Can't Hide Eli Manning

Here’s a fun thing to think about: Has an offense with the quality of skill players that the New York Giants possess ever looked this bad? This is a team that lines up one of the best wide receivers in football, a rookie running back who treats defenders like bad guys in a Kung Fu movie, and a big, fast tight end who…

Hugh Freeze Gets New Job In Football League That Doesn't Exist Yet Hugh Freeze Gets New Job In Football League That Doesn't Exist Yet

Former Ole Miss head coach Hugh Freeze, who lost his job after details of his escort-calling came to light, has been looking to get back into coaching football for over a year. He recently blamed the “climate in America” on his persisting joblessness, but he can now put those complaints to bed. Hugh Freeze is back,…

Khabib Nurmagomedov Threatens To Quit UFC If His McGregor-Attacking Buddy Is Fired Khabib Nurmagomedov Threatens To Quit UFC If His McGregor-Attacking Buddy Is Fired

One of the guys who jumped into the octagon and attacked Conor McGregor during the post-match mayhem at UFC 229 was Zubaira Tukhugov, who himself is a fighter on the UFC roster. After the match, UFC president Dana White made it clear that Tukhugov would never fight in the UFC again, and now Khabib Nurmagomedov is…

Report: Dodgers Cut Minor Leaguer After Being Told He Sexually Assaulted Maid Report: Dodgers Cut Minor Leaguer After Being Told He Sexually Assaulted Maid

The Daily Beast is reporting that the Los Angeles Dodgers cut a minor league player in 2015 after a hotel manager emailed the team to tell them that the player had sexually assaulted one of the hotel’s maids.

Report: Tigers Announcers Whose Beef Turned Physical Won't Be Back Next Year Report: Tigers Announcers Whose Beef Turned Physical Won't Be Back Next Year

The highlight of the Detroit Tigers’ season came when reports of a physical altercation between play-by-play man Mario Impemba and color commentator Rod Allen hit the internet. The incident occurred on Sept. 4, and neither man returned to the booth for the remainder of the season. The Detroit News reports today that…

Happy One-Year Anniversary To This Bullshit  Happy One-Year Anniversary To This Bullshit 

Has it already been a year? It seems like just yesterday I was watching wonderteen Christian Pulisic, now a wonderman, sob tears of abject despair and humiliation on a ratty old pitch after being knocked out of the World Cup qualifying rounds by Trinidad and Tobago. Let us take a trip down memory lane:

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