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Report: Carmelo Anthony Has Been Dug Out Of The Crawl Space And Placed On The Corner Report: Carmelo Anthony Has Been Dug Out Of The Crawl Space And Placed On The Corner

Hey, remember Carmelo Anthony? After a decidedly bad season in Oklahoma City, where he was supposed to help put the Thunder into title contention, he went to Houston with the intention of providing some shooting and keeping the Rockets in title contention. That pipe dream lasted mere weeks before he was …

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Two Dumb Mikes

Despite spending most of the NFC Championship game on the sidelines because he was playing poorly, Rams running back Todd Gurley was in a good mood after the game. So good that he was able to poke some fun at how much his team benefited from poor officiating by posting this funny and clearly fake image on his…

FSU Honors MLK With Unbelievably Tone-Deaf Photoshop [Update] FSU Honors MLK With Unbelievably Tone-Deaf Photoshop [Update]

MLK Day is one of the few days a year on which a brand or institution is guaranteed to shame itself through a ham-fisted tribute to the civil rights hero. This year, I don’t think anyone is going to do a worse job than Florida State University, which sent out and then quickly deleted the tweet you see above.

Sensitive Pee Baby Yadier Molina Didn't Like Kris Bryant Calling St. Louis "Boring" Sensitive Pee Baby Yadier Molina Didn't Like Kris Bryant Calling St. Louis "Boring"

The Chicago Cubs held their annual fan convention over the weekend, and one of the festivities was former Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster hosting a mock late night show with current Cubs players as his guests. This was a chance for players to “cut loose” and “show their real personalities,” and that led to Kris Bryant…

Carson Wentz's Teammates Either Love Him Or Despise Him Carson Wentz's Teammates Either Love Him Or Despise Him

It’s the day after the conference championship games and it is unfortunately time to talk about the Eagles. This is because, according to a new report from Philly Voice, the Eagles really hate franchise quarterback Carson Wentz. But also, according to a few tweets from Wentz’s teammates, everyone loves him!

Todd Gurley Says He Didn't Play Much Because He Was "Sorry As Hell" Todd Gurley Says He Didn't Play Much Because He Was "Sorry As Hell"

One of the weirdest things that happened during yesterday’s conference championship games was the disappearance of Rams star running back Todd Gurley. The franchise running back had a career-low five total touches from scrimmage, and spent most of the game standing on the sideline. His absence from the game was so…

Tony Romo's Predictive Powers Are A True Marvel Tony Romo's Predictive Powers Are A True Marvel

Tony Romo’s ability to sit in the broadcast booth and accurately predict what’s about to happen on the field is something we’re all familiar with, but it was still hard not to impressed by the run he went on during the fourth quarter of the AFC Championship game, which earned him the nickname “Romostradamus” from…

The Only Thing That Can Ruin A Great Football Game Is Football

NFL fans could not have asked for a better pair of conference championship games. The four best teams in the league had all advanced, and the two remaining games promised to feature beautiful, high-scoring football played by some of the best young and old players the league has to offer. We got some of that, but we…

Super agent Scott Boras has some ideas about how to get baseball teams spending money again, and one of them is the “October World (Wild) Card Eight,” which honestly sounds kind of fun. He explains it all to the Daily News.

The Saints' Game-Changing Fake Punt Depended On Fletcher Cox's Indifference The Saints' Game-Changing Fake Punt Depended On Fletcher Cox's Indifference

Last weekend’s playoff game between the Saints and Eagles turned when the Saints successfully ran a fake punt while down 14-0 in the second quarter. They went on to end that extended drive with a touchdown, and eventually won the game 20-14. Thanks to a new clip released by the NFL Network, we know that the fake punt…

Boban Marjanovic Gets Wrecked With A Book In The New John Wick Trailer Boban Marjanovic Gets Wrecked With A Book In The New John Wick Trailer

When basketball giant Boban Marjanovic was named among the cast in the next installment of the John Wick franchise, I feared that his cameo would be a forgettable one. Maybe he’d be spotted sipping champagne in a dark corner of a European night club, or at best be a faceless goon who catches a bullet from Wick in a…

Kyrie Irving Called LeBron James To Apologize For Being A Young Butthead Kyrie Irving Called LeBron James To Apologize For Being A Young Butthead

The Boston Celtics prevented a bad week from becoming a disastrous one by beating the conference-leading Toronto Raptors last night. Kyrie Irving played particularly well, scoring 27 points and handing out 18 assists while making some big plays in the fourth quarter. The win must have had him feeling sentimental,…

Smooth-Brained Trump Lackey Finds Worst Possible Use For NBA 2K19 Smooth-Brained Trump Lackey Finds Worst Possible Use For NBA 2K19

The latest iteration of the NBA 2K franchise allows players to design and customize their very own NBA arena. Nobody has put this feature to more depressing use than former White House communications staffer Steven Cheung:

The Nuggets Met The Golden State Monster The Nuggets Met The Golden State Monster

Last night against the Warriors, the Denver Nuggets shot 45 percent from the floor, 41 percent from three-point range, dished 30 assists, and finished the game with 111 points. They also got their nuts kicked off.

Hot Fucking Stove Update: Melvin Is B.J. Again Hot Fucking Stove Update: Melvin Is B.J. Again

The MLB hot stove has been ice cold this entire offseason, but today has brought the news we’ve all been waiting for. The news is this: he’s B.J. again.

The Celtics Aren't Right The Celtics Aren't Right

The Celtics beat the Pacers 135-108 on Jan. 9. That capped a four-game win streak that was held up as evidence that the Celtics, thanks to a much-needed team meeting after a loss to the Bucks on Dec. 21, had finally rounded into form. Here is what has happened to the Celtics since: a 16-point loss to the Heat, a…

Barstool Sports Shuts Down Comment Section, Silencing Its Most Loyal Racists Barstool Sports Shuts Down Comment Section, Silencing Its Most Loyal Racists

Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy announced today that his website’s comments section, long one of the most vile places on the internet, has been shuttered “until further notice.” His reasoning was that the biggest fans of the site were just too racist:

Philadelphia Eagles Twitter Account Run By Shameless Biter Philadelphia Eagles Twitter Account Run By Shameless Biter

One of the best subplots of the NFL season was the rise of Twitter user @CableThanos_, a Seahawks fan who earned himself some internet fame by producing charmingly deranged hype videos throughout Seattle’s run to the playoffs. Now, unfortunately, he has become the victim of shameless biting.

Tim Tebow To Have Sex Soon Tim Tebow To Have Sex Soon

Famously abstinent former football star and current baseball scrub Tim Tebow got engaged to girlfriend and 2017 Miss Universe Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters yesterday.

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