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Jose Ureña Played Dumb And Defiant After Plunking Ronald Acuña Jose Ureña Played Dumb And Defiant After Plunking Ronald Acuña

Pretty much the entire baseball world (except for Keith Hernandez) united against Marlins pitcher Jose Ureña after he knocked red-hot Braves starlet Ronald Acuña out of the game with a first-pitch heater to the elbow. Braves first baseman Freddie Freeman called Ureña “gutless.” Even his own manager wouldn’t come to…

Let's Remember Some Guys: 2018 World Cup Guys

It has been exactly one month since the World Cup ended. This might cause you to believe that it is far too early to engage in any remembering of guys who participated in the tournament, but that would overlook one of the central truths of guy remembering: Any guy can be remembered, at any time.

How Will Jalen Ramsey Ever Recover From These Burns? How Will Jalen Ramsey Ever Recover From These Burns?

Jaguars cornerback Jalen Ramsey did us all the favor of telling GQ exactly which NFL quarterbacks are bad trash and which are actually good. Ramsey’s takes were entertaining and refreshing on their own, but they have also provided us with another level of entertainment: each maligned quarterback being asked to respond…

Jarvis Landry Whips Ball Into Teammate's Face, Starts Fight Jarvis Landry Whips Ball Into Teammate's Face, Starts Fight

The highlight of the preseason so far has been new Browns receiver Jarvis Landry laying into his fellow receivers for being weak little babies who don’t practice enough. Landry’s intensity does not seem to have quieted down since then, judging by this fight he started with cornerback Terrance Mitchell during practice…

Jalen Ramsey Can Tell You Exactly Why Josh Allen Is "Trash" Jalen Ramsey Can Tell You Exactly Why Josh Allen Is "Trash"

GQ has an interview with Jaguars star cornerback and master shit-talker Jalen Ramsey out today, and it will surely be the most entertaining thing you read all day. A good portion of the interview involves Ramsey scrolling through the names of NFL quarterbacks on his phone and telling the interviewer which ones suck…

It Appears That My Mom Attended Magic Johnson's Birthday Party It Appears That My Mom Attended Magic Johnson's Birthday Party

I had no idea my mom was friends or even acquaintances with Magic Johnson, but I have just learned that she was at the NBA legend’s recent birthday party. Take a look:

Roquan Smith Ends Holdout, Gets Some Protection Against Voidable Guarantees Roquan Smith Ends Holdout, Gets Some Protection Against Voidable Guarantees

Rookie linebacker Roquan Smith ended his holdout yesterday, agreeing to a contract with the Bears that partly addresses the concerns that had kept him from signing. The driving force behind Smith’s holdout was the same thing that initially kept Jets quarterback Sam Darnold out of camp: neither player wanted to sign a…

This Cringe-Inducing Game Show Fuck-Up Comes With An Explanation This Cringe-Inducing Game Show Fuck-Up Comes With An Explanation

I’m aware that there are a lot of people out there who just simply cannot bring themselves to watch a person embarrass themselves on a TV. for fear of dying from second-hand embarrassment. I understand. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die when I first watched this.

Jalen Ramsey Suspended After Throwing Fit Over Reporter Doing His Job Jalen Ramsey Suspended After Throwing Fit Over Reporter Doing His Job

A scuffle broke out at the Jacksonville Jaguars’ practice on Sunday when defensive end Dante Fowler had to be separated from defensive end Yannick Ngakoue. The fight didn’t appear to be anything remarkable as far as training camp fights go, and we know that because Florida Times-Union reporter Phillip…

Deadspin Up All Night: Poison Me Daddy Deadspin Up All Night: Poison Me Daddy

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Everson Griffen And His Wife Feeling Happy And Blessed! At The 9/11 Memorial. [Update] Everson Griffen And His Wife Feeling Happy And Blessed! At The 9/11 Memorial. [Update]

Minnesota Vikings defensive end Everson Griffen and his wife were in New York City recently, and it looks like they spent some time seeing the sights:

Please, God, I Can't Handle A Preseason Deflategate Please, God, I Can't Handle A Preseason Deflategate

Try to imagine the worst possible NFL preseason storyline. If you think hard enough, you’ll probably come up with the vague outlines of something involving... the Pittsburgh Steelers... deflated footballs... and... sports radio dingus Howard Eskin? Well guess what, asshole, that’s the shit we’re in right now:

James Dolan's New Song Is About How He Should Have Stopped Harvey Weinstein James Dolan's New Song Is About How He Should Have Stopped Harvey Weinstein

Knicks owner James Dolan was a longtime friend of disgraced sex pervert Harvey Weinstein, and now he wants to let everyone know that he, James Dolan, is sorry that he never stopped Weinstein from sexually assaulting countless women. Because he is James Dolan, he has expressed this regret through a painfully dopey song.

Angry Indy-League Manager Takes Third Base, Gives It To A Kid Angry Indy-League Manager Takes Third Base, Gives It To A Kid

On Monday, a game between the Chicago Dogs and the Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks of the American Association of Independent Professional Baseball produced an historically great baseball tantrum when RedHawks player Brennan Metzger told an umpire to go live in a trash can. On Tuesday, Dogs manager Butch Hobson tried to…

Holy Shit, Jacob DeGrom Got A Win Holy Shit, Jacob DeGrom Got A Win

For the first time since June 18, Mets ace Jacob deGrom started a baseball game and was officially awarded with a win at the end of that baseball game. This is notable mostly because deGrom has been pretty much the best pitcher in the Major Leagues this season.

Jarvis Landry Spends 98 Seconds Cursing Out His Fellow Browns Receivers Jarvis Landry Spends 98 Seconds Cursing Out His Fellow Browns Receivers

The Browns are the subject of this season’s Hard Knocks, and new arrival Jarvis Landry is the early star of the show. On last night’s episode, Landry gave a speech to his fellow Browns receivers that was bursting with obscene declarations against weakness.

Richie Incognito Is Lashing Out At The Vikings [Update] Richie Incognito Is Lashing Out At The Vikings [Update]

Offensive lineman and noted racist bully Richie Incognito—who has since the end of the last NFL season retired, un-retired, been released by the Bills, and had a public meltdown at a gym—got very upset on Twitter today because Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer denied that Minnesota was interested in signing him.…

Javy Báez Is Now As Great As He Is Captivating Javy Báez Is Now As Great As He Is Captivating

Only a true turd would try to claim that Cubs infielder Javy Báez has not been the most consistently entertaining player in baseball over the last few seasons. From the moment he arrived in the big leagues he went about turning his every movement on the field into highlight-reel material, but there was always a bit of…

Barstool Sports' Twitch Channel Shut Down After Employee Threatens To Swat Someone Barstool Sports' Twitch Channel Shut Down After Employee Threatens To Swat Someone

Barstool Sports, a website enjoyed by young men who get really angry when their friends don’t want to go out drinking with them for a third night in a row, no longer has an official Twitch channel. This is because one of their employees threatened to swat another Twitch streamer.

NASCAR CEO Arrested For DUI, Possession Of Oxycodone NASCAR CEO Arrested For DUI, Possession Of Oxycodone

According to a news release from the Sag Harbor Village police department in New York, NASCAR chairman and CEO Brian France was arrested for driving while intoxicated and for being in criminal possession of a controlled substance.

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